A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. The barman looks at him and asks what the lizard's name is. The guy says Tiny.
'Why'd you name him that?' the barman asks.
The man replied, 'Because he's my newt.'

*everybody groans*

If you don't get it, repeat the last two words to yourself a few times.

Ok that was bad so very bad......but wait why am i laughing good one

Ok I am just very stupid or slow. Because I don't get it? I'm not very good at jokes sorry.

minute (mi-noot) means small...

my newt = minute


nice joke though

Baaahahahaahahahahaha *slaps knees...





Ehem! *clears throat* "I mean, that wasn't funny at all..!"

lol okay yeah that was a bad joke, but it still made this dork laugh.

lol. cheesy but funny!

Basil Brush would be proud. It wasnt that bad.

heheeheeheehee!!
.............................................................................................................................................kidding!!!! I wouldn't laugh at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!