Quotes from everyones favoritest President...



"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."


"The future will be better tomorrow."


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."


"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."


"Public speaking is very easy."


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Let's not forget his "putting food on your family" and "wings take dream" lines. Bush is a gold mine of comedy, although I doubt that that's Rove's intent...

i love stuff like this!

More recently:

"I'm not going to negotiate with myself in public."

hahahahahaha


Is our children learning?


could it be that bush was the translator for zero wing? all your base are belong to us

such brilliant deductions ...

Even I...a staunch Bush supporter...find amusement in some of his musings

However, as a Bush Supporter, let me point out that the man is genuine and doesn't fake it...like putting stones in the form of a cross on the beach at Normandy, or laughing with his top aid at the beach of Normandy and then suddenly biting his lower lip and crying when he sees the cameras.....

We have a dumb a$$ running the U.S...

ha..ha..ha...and ho..ho..ho..merry christmas...everyone...

i have one more:


"the world is better off with Saddam. i...i...mean the world is better off without Saddam."

I remember that one! Cracked me up when I first heard it on the news...what a dingbat.

I think he gets nervous when he speaks in public

I would be too if I had 250 million people waiting for me to say something stupid

False

Why do you say "false"? Snopes found most of the quotes to be actual statements that Bush had made.

sorry, Elfstone, you might want to come ((( here ))) and re-read it. Snopes has a list of those EXACT same quotes Manfred posted, in the EXACT same order, and concluded that NONE were from Bush.

Ahh....................bush is dumb

Regardless of if Bush really did say all those things it's still hilarious. And I actually watched him say these ones on the news and other various places.

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Wow...

yes, he can be goofy at times. but who on earth has never been goofy? who has never mis-spoken?

but apparently he did a good enough job at running the country to have a majority of Americans vote to make him president again.

hahaha I have a little booklet with nothing but stupid Bush quotes.

"And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give four thousand years -- four thousand hours over the next -- the rest of your life -- of service to America." April 9, 2002

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." September 23, 2002

"When I was coming up it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who the "they" were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was." January 21, 2000

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." April 23, 2002

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus." October 27, 2000

I didn't get those quotes from Snopes.com...I did a Google search for "funny bush quotes".

Oh, I'd seen that on Snopes before. It's an email that was circulated attributing a long list of foolish quotes to either Bush or Kerry (in 2000 they were also attributed to Gore). Of the ones on the list (I didn't compare them with Manfred's list) most were either Quayle quotes or "Quayleisms" made up by comedians who were making fun of Quayle. There was one on the list which was from Bush, though I forget what it was.

The Snopes page I got from your first post, though, was to a poem made up of dumb quotes from Bush. Snopes concluded that those were, in fact, legitimate.

I have an ebook of Bushims and a calendar of them. All of those quotes are documented as to when and where he said them.

For example: "This Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." -- Arlington, VA; Oct 2, 2001

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." -- Tokyo, Japan; February 18, 2002

"The reason I believe in a large tax cut is because it's what I believe" -- Washington, D.C.; December 18, 2000

Eh, I like Bush despite his many flaws. I think its good that he spends more time running the country than trying to perfect his speech. It just shows that he's a busy guy!

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