Full Version: Strange cryptid laws
I was wondering if any of you know any stange laws involving cryptids. Such as how in Florida it is illegal to harass or molest a Skunk Ape in any way.
I got a strange law:
In San Fransisco there is a law stateing you'll receive a $50 fine if you set off a nuclear device in the city limits.
I'd be intrested to know the cryptid laws?
In San Fransisco there is a law stateing you'll receive a $50 fine if you set off a nuclear device in the city limits.
I'd be intrested to know the cryptid laws?
QUOTE(Walken @ Dec 26 2004, 10:02 PM)
I got a strange law:
In San Fransisco there is a law stateing you'll receive a $50 fine if you set off a nuclear device in the city limits.
I'd be intrested to know the cryptid laws?
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In San Fransisco there is a law stateing you'll receive a $50 fine if you set off a nuclear device in the city limits.
I'd be intrested to know the cryptid laws?
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I will have to google it. Oh yeah there is some other place that says if you commit suicide in public view you will rcive a $5000 fine and 6 weeks in jail.
lol, I heard of that one.
I live in NW Indiana. In the North Central part, is the city of South Bend. Most have heard of it. At least you've heard of Notre Dame.
There is a law in that city that states......
"It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette."
There is a law in that city that states......
"It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette."
And from Warsaw, IN.............
"No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor."
"No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor."
lmao. I think i shall have to google this too! 
In Oklahoma, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.
There must be some really lonely people in Oklahoma...
There must be some really lonely people in Oklahoma...
QUOTE(Kabutarian @ Dec 26 2004, 10:30 PM)
In Oklahoma, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.
There must be some really lonely people in Oklahoma...
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There must be some really lonely people in Oklahoma...
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In Oklahoma i have a relative that has been arested for fishing in just about every illegal way possible. From explosives to electrocuting the fish.
this just goes to show that current laws need to be relooked at as well as the constitution (I know, I'm canadian) but hey.... the King of England is not going to barge in your house (the reason U.S. citizens are allowed the right to bear arms)
I know "Bear" is an animal.... couldn't think of the proper spelling in this context
I know "Bear" is an animal.... couldn't think of the proper spelling in this context
That's cruel Jake
QUOTE(Reflection the Hedgehog @ Dec 26 2004, 10:50 PM)
That's cruel Jake
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Hey it wasn't me.
Maybe getting somone drunk is the only way they can get any action...but a fish?!?
not sure where this state law applies to or if it is true but a friend told me that it is illegal to fart in an elevator. 
when you gotta let it go it has to go...
when you gotta let it go it has to go...
lmao a good one is:
Its illegal to hunt for moths under a street light.
In San frinsico.
Another one was:
Its illegal to walk down the street if your 'ugly'.
I forget where that was though
DS
Its illegal to hunt for moths under a street light.
In San frinsico.
Another one was:
Its illegal to walk down the street if your 'ugly'.
I forget where that was though
DS
Looks like you've started a good thread here!
QUOTE(DaRkSiDe @ Dec 26 2004, 11:02 PM)
lmao a good one is:
Its illegal to hunt for moths under a street light.
In San frinsico.
Another one was:
Its illegal to walk down the street if your 'ugly'.
I forget where that was though
DS
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Its illegal to hunt for moths under a street light.
In San frinsico.
Another one was:
Its illegal to walk down the street if your 'ugly'.
I forget where that was though
DS
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There are some dumb laws out there.
I read somewhere that the Ogopogo is protected by the Canadian government. If you try to capture (or kill) it, you could risk going to jail 
And they always say the goverment is always serious.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, right?
Scotland, UK:
It is illegal to use any live bait to attempt to capture the loch ness monster.
It is illegal to use any live bait to attempt to capture the loch ness monster.
In 1969 following an outbreak of sightings and footprint discoveries, the board passed the world’s first Sasquatch protection ordinance. Killing a Bigfoot in Skamania Country carries a $10,000.00 fine and 5 years in prison.
Lol, I actually was laughing at some of these and it's hard to make me actually laugh, not just chuckle.
Ooooh! my turn! Way back when I think I was.. 7? I was watching some show and there's a place where it's illeagal to eat an orange in your bathtub.
Ooooh! my turn! Way back when I think I was.. 7? I was watching some show and there's a place where it's illeagal to eat an orange in your bathtub.
Well,i guess these ones are laws...
In Oregon, it's illegal to shoot a big foot (That's why I used my hunting knife 
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QUOTE(Noob Siabot @ Dec 28 2004, 06:26 AM)
In Oregon, it's illegal to shoot a big foot (That's why I used my hunting knife )
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I've heard of this one before.
And who makes these laws...?
In Ohio if you announce publicly that you are married then by law you are, wether you actually wed that person or not.
These are hysterical! I like the bigfoot crossing signs! It makes me think of all the things you could do with bogus crossing signs. You could make a "cop xing" sign and put it up near the police station (if you were sneaky enough) and maybe, for those of you who are students, some sort of "forces of darkness xing" sign for the driveway to the teachers' parking lot.
QUOTE(Yasha @ Dec 28 2004, 10:22 AM)
And who makes these laws...?
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Government...Makes you wonder,what do they know,that we don't?Maybe with all te pics of bodies of sasquatch,and dead sea serpents,maybe they're not fake,maybe the government just takes them and hides them to protect people from knowing that these things exist...
QUOTE(quasar_kid @ Dec 27 2004, 05:00 AM)
I read somewhere that the Ogopogo is protected by the Canadian government. If you try to capture (or kill) it, you could risk going to jail
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If you kill it without a government permit for hunting an endangered species,then you will go to jail,and there will be a fine of $100 000.The new laws coming out against hunting endangered species are becoming much more harsh,and hopefully,people will eventually stop hunting endangered animals...
QUOTE(ripped_fx @ Dec 27 2004, 09:11 PM)
In 1969 following an outbreak of sightings and footprint discoveries, the board passed the world’s first Sasquatch protection ordinance. Killing a Bigfoot in Skamania Country carries a $10,000.00 fine and 5 years in prison.
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Actually now,in North america,it's $100 000 fine.And treated as murder,cause the bigfoot is classified as a human animal...
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QUOTE(Yasha @ Dec 28 2004, 10:22 AM)
And who makes these laws...?
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Government...Makes you wonder,what do they know,that we don't?Maybe with all te pics of bodies of sasquatch,and dead sea serpents,maybe they're not fake,maybe the government just takes them and hides them to protect people from knowing that these things exist...
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No the government just does what it does best, They find something simple and complicate it.
QUOTE(Canadian Rottweiler @ Dec 28 2004, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE(Yasha @ Dec 28 2004, 10:22 AM)
And who makes these laws...?
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Government...Makes you wonder,what do they know,that we don't?Maybe with all te pics of bodies of sasquatch,and dead sea serpents,maybe they're not fake,maybe the government just takes them and hides them to protect people from knowing that these things exist...
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Ya, and who knows? Maybe the government has some underlying reason as to why "Women may not drive in a house coat." or how "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways." or "You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows." or "Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk." (ETC) You know... specially made for the "Just in case it happens, but probably won't"
I doubt there's a conspiracy.
QUOTE(Diebytheflyguy @ Jan 3 2005, 07:51 PM)
Ya, and who knows? Maybe the government has some underlying reason as to why "Women may not drive in a house coat." or how "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways." or "You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows." or "Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk." (ETC) You know... specially made for the "Just in case it happens, but probably won't"
I doubt there's a conspiracy.
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I doubt there's a conspiracy.
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I doubt conspiracy too, just a few nut polititions.
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QUOTE(Diebytheflyguy @ Jan 3 2005, 07:51 PM)
Ya, and who knows? Maybe the government has some underlying reason as to why "Women may not drive in a house coat." or how "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways." or "You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows." or "Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk." (ETC) You know... specially made for the "Just in case it happens, but probably won't"
I doubt there's a conspiracy.
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I doubt there's a conspiracy.
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I doubt conspiracy too, just a few nut polititions.
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The government does like to complicate things,but what about all the files,like 'project blue book',and what actually happened at the roswell crash,what happens to the evidence of crashed UFOs and alien bodies,and what the hell is happening at area 51?There MUST be something...
QUOTE(Canadian Rottweiler @ Jan 4 2005, 04:26 AM)
The government does like to complicate things,but what about all the files,like 'project blue book',and what actually happened at the roswell crash,what happens to the evidence of crashed UFOs and alien bodies,and what the hell is happening at area 51?There MUST be something...
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I'm doubting conspiracies involving sea creatures, and the government hiding caracas' in secret bases and such. The government does hide stuff from us, but I wouldn't expect sea creatures to be on the list.
QUOTE(Diebytheflyguy @ Jan 4 2005, 10:33 AM)
QUOTE(Canadian Rottweiler @ Jan 4 2005, 04:26 AM)
The government does like to complicate things,but what about all the files,like 'project blue book',and what actually happened at the roswell crash,what happens to the evidence of crashed UFOs and alien bodies,and what the hell is happening at area 51?There MUST be something...
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I'm doubting conspiracies involving sea creatures, and the government hiding caracas' in secret bases and such. The government does hide stuff from us, but I wouldn't expect sea creatures to be on the list.
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Yeah,i'm not thinkin sea creatures as much,i'm thinkin moreso UFOs and aliens
In the City of Calgary ( Alberta Canada ) There still is a law on the books if you are charged with a civic offence. The city will supply you with a horse and a weeks food rations and water.!!! Don't know if anyone has taken advantage of it lately.
I say lets go find out!
Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.
No work may be done on Sunday.
The Fire Department may blow up your house
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.
No work may be done on Sunday.
The Fire Department may blow up your house
You know dagreenbug53, this thread is for Strange Cryptid laws, not dumb laws in general.
QUOTE(Diebytheflyguy @ Jan 5 2005, 09:35 AM)
You know dagreenbug53, this thread is for Strange Cryptid laws, not dumb laws in general.
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This kinda thing can get off topic like that very easily.
Did you know that you need a permit to legally be able to search for sasquatch
Since im from ME i decided these are good
Augusta Laws
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
Augusta Laws
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
QUOTE(Diebytheflyguy @ Jan 5 2005, 05:35 PM)
You know dagreenbug53, this thread is for Strange Cryptid laws, not dumb laws in general.
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I don't mind. It makes it more fun.
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