Ernie the Werewolf meets Bert the Vampire in the Toronto SkyDome to battle to the death as part of the Grey Cup half-time show. Who is your money on to come out as the winner? Why is this your choice? Note: don't infer that it is the same Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street, just consider the natural abilities of a werewolf and a vampire.

This is a no holds barred match, but outside objects are NOT permitted. For fans of the WWE, this sort of fair fight might be hard to imagine, but run with it. This is a pure rend-and-tear sort of match, tooth and claw style.

Feel free to cite any pop culture refrence you like to sway the argument your way, or refer to more classical notions about these two abominations of nature - IT IS ALL FAIR GAME. Well, don't get too into different gifts that might be offered to either combatant if they were a part of the World of Darkness (for those of you who have no idea what that means, don't worry about it).

Personally, I think that the Werewolf is coming away with the win in this match. I reckon them to be slightly stronger than a vampire, although it would stand to reason that they are slower. Werewolves should also be bigger than a Vampire, giving the the edge necessary to rip that blood sucker apart.

Well, a werewolf can only die from silver, so unless the vampire had a gun or sword, he's effed.

A wolf named Fabio Scabies,
tried 2 steal a poor farmers 3 babyes.
As she cracket trough the housen
He gott bit by a mouse,
that was mad,
And the wolf died of rabies.

so scram you "werewolf" beeing cause the mouse is the victorious one

well take into consideration is this dracula ? or a run of the mill vampire

Welcome to U-M. Are we so boring you resurrected a 2.5 year old thread?

Apparently!!!

I'm going to have to say the werewolf would win, because all of the vampires I've seen, are wuss's.

Blood just doesn't supply needed nutrition the way good meat and vegetables provide. We grow some tasty beef hereabouts. Mmmm, beef. And lots of good Nebraska corn.

A grunt werewolf Vs. a newbie vampire would have a good battle their probably about even as far as
attributes/abilities goes.

But, a king werewolf Vs. an elder vampire, there is no comparison the vampire would tear the werewolf to shreds.

Ya I think Bruce-Lee and Huo Juan Jai proved that brute strength don't always win. These two men very agile, strong and disciplined both have taken down much larger and stronger opponents. I think that a vampire with all his/her time might learn a few tricks. A werewolf is nothing more than a really big viscious dog. And I reckon Werewolves are easily confused.

A vampire lives for hundreds even thousands of years before being slain. They don't think like humans, and are obviously much more superior. I find it very hard to believe that a rabid canine could surpass such a superior opponent in combat. It's not what you got it's what you know....

Thats one hell of a tough cat!

Cats are very smart too!

Cats are nails! They can win half their fights with just their attitude alone.
Did you see about the cat chasing the bear up a tree and the bear would not come down while the cat sat and stirred at it.
Dead hard cat.
or the classic
One minute in.

rofl, a dog can chase a cat up a tree... but a cat can chase a bear up a tree

I love it when cats do that 'evil' look on their face like they know a big secret that you don't

(Insert The Exorcist theme tune here)

But vampires know black magic and can transform into bats at will making them fly higher than the wearwolf

Preservation of mass though! You'd have to form lots of bats, which could get confusing.

who needs bats lol mist is the way to go

Bloody hell lad, how much mist would you have to become to preserve mass!

about 900ish cubic meters for a 180 pound man lol thats y england is so foggy all them vamps

lol, I think I have seen fog once in the past 15 years in Liverpool, we are vampire there!

In that case ill be wearing a garlic suit the next time i go to Anfield LIVERPOOL F.C 4 LIFE