Ernie the Werewolf meets Bert the Vampire in the Toronto SkyDome to battle to the death as part of the Grey Cup half-time show. Who is your money on to come out as the winner? Why is this your choice? Note: don't infer that it is the same Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street, just consider the natural abilities of a werewolf and a vampire.

This is a no holds barred match, but outside objects are NOT permitted. For fans of the WWE, this sort of fair fight might be hard to imagine, but run with it. This is a pure rend-and-tear sort of match, tooth and claw style.

Feel free to cite any pop culture refrence you like to sway the argument your way, or refer to more classical notions about these two abominations of nature - IT IS ALL FAIR GAME. Well, don't get too into different gifts that might be offered to either combatant if they were a part of the World of Darkness (for those of you who have no idea what that means, don't worry about it).

Personally, I think that the Werewolf is coming away with the win in this match. I reckon them to be slightly stronger than a vampire, although it would stand to reason that they are slower. Werewolves should also be bigger than a Vampire, giving the the edge necessary to rip that blood sucker apart.

I say Werewolf.

There's more bulk and muscle in a werewolf than in a Vampire.

Gooood question, one I have thought about often. It's a pretty even match I think. The Vampire's speed and agility vs the Werewolf's sheer muscle and agression. Vampires are good at stealth mode, Werewolves just tear 'em up.

I vote for the Wolf in a full-out hand-to-hand.

Just a thought: If it was a stalemate, would we end up with two Werepires, or two Vampwolves?

Buffy can kick both their asses

Buffy???? pah! Give me Faith any day.....

Well if your gonna get picky...

Judge Dredd would just Blast em all!!!!!

You have been Judged!!

New one then.... Judge Dredd versus the Borg!!

Hmmmm, Now how many Borg are we talking about now Celti???

At the moment Judge Dredd is currently fighting Aliens!!




I went to School and then on to Plymouth college of Art & Design with Henry Flint who is now the artist!! In fact we shared the same studio
He! that was a bit of name dropping there.

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schadeaux said: Gooood question, one I have thought about often.

This worries me.

@LB

Sometimes I worry me, too. Especially when the voices stop...

OOK........



*Celti looks for the nearest door...........

Speaking of worrying problems "Mikeys a mouse Donalds a duck .What the heck is goofy ?" come on I know youv'e all pondered this one .

Goofy is a Disney animation... they also do talking candelabrum and singing teapots...

Thers one in every group yes but I can tell there teapots and candelabrum . I still don't know what goofy is

I think Goofy is a dog, but that was never made real clear. Walt musta got hold of some bad beer that day.

And what's the deal with Pluto? You got talking mice, ducks, squirrels, furniture, sea life, etc... Pluto is the only one whose character acts like what he is!

Goofy is a dog(an ugly dog but a dog)...I don't know why he can talk and get dressed and drive a car etc but pluto can't.

I think it's because Pluto is supposed to be
Mickey's pet, so that's why he doesn't talk.
(just a guess)

You think the fact that Pluto dosn't talk is wierd .
Donald dosn't wear pants .


P.S. I allways thought Goofy was a cow .

Ha! I thought Goofy was a cow aswell!!!!

goofy and max are both dogs, but pluto acts like one because he is mickey's pet.

I also think that Goofy is a dog. It seems pretty obvious to me. If he was a cow, he would have horns. Or udders and an identity problem.

I think the bigger question would be, what are Goofy's neighbours? From the recent show (Goof Troop) and movies, there is this family living next to Goofy, but what the heck are they?

HALO great minds

Back atcha Kismit, in our world goofy is a cow or .....he could be a genetic experiment carried out by Disney in the early 1960's (involving cows and dogs)

Hmmmm . Maybe we should put that under conspiracies Halo

Pete and his son PJ are also dogs, but a different breed to Goofy and Max.

You can tell which is the cow, out of the disney characters, she is Clarabelle, she has a cowbell, clarence is a horse, he has a horse collar.

I would generally give a vamp the edge.
But after watching 'Underworld', I'm reconsdering that.

And if Faith the rogue slayer steps in, who's watching creatures of the night, anyway?

Goofy is a dog. In fact, he was originally known as "Dippy Dawg" until he procured the name we all know and love him as.

To get back on topic...

If you look at old legends about werewolves, some thought that when you killed a werewolf he (or she) would then become a vampire if the proper precautions were not met. Also, if you take into account modern movies (Van Helsing and Underworld specifically) the bite of one inflicted on the other would kill.

Throwing out all that nonsense, I think that in a beat down, tear 'em up, knockdown brawl it would be close. Each has their strengths and weaknesses. In the end, however, I think the werewolf would take down the bloodsucker through sheer bestial strength.

Vamp. Turns into a bat and guano's the WW's eyes, flys around behind and sinks teeth in, game over. Even if the WW manages to rip off a couple limbs, np np Vamp drinkin some good blood... what's a WW do with no blood? How strong is a vamp with WW blood?

Vampire... Being a re-animated corpse, it does not need oxygen. They Have unnatural powers, heightened bodily functions, and the ability to physically transform. Vampires are frequently held to have the ability to transform themselves into wolves. Though Werewolves are sometimes held to become vampires after death (trading up?).

They can fly. Have the ability to turn into straw, dust, or smoke, and then create winds as a means of propulsion. can walk about in the daylight, even bright sunshine, though apparently without the ability to use some of their powers, like shape-shifting, they are still strong and fast.

Traditional vampire folklore does not usually hold that sunlight is fatal to vampires though they are nocturnal. It is only with the film 'Nosferatu' that the daylight is first depicted as deadly to vampires...

IMO

Vampire

i would love to see a ninja werewolf fight a shoalin kung fu using Vamp. My money's on my ninja werewolf though. Vamps have the invisibility thing, but it's usless against Werewolves smell. Werewolves are generally more agile and actually in most cases vamps are slower. Vamps have intellegence and could use more battle tatics.

Errr vampires cant turn werewolves and visa-versa; I think it just kills them. Vampires & Werewolves are sworn enemies...

...this may suprise you, but despite the fact I'm a furre, I like vampires more. o_o; Most werewolves don't even look like wolves. >< They just look like hairy humans with claws basically...and I'd have to say that in a fight I really dont know who would win...

...as a side note, female vampires are hot... ._.;

And vampires can use guns. Hellsing.

True

No argument there.

I say WereWolf hands down...Ill give you a good reson when I see a good reson for vamps

I'd have one bite me any day... *Murrs* x3

worst blog ever everyone knopws that in a battle werewolves would win, we get fur tail, teeth and claws what do they get? bigger k-9s? wtf? lamest transformation ever/

This is a kid's game. This should be in the off-topic forum...actually it should be nowhere.

"Vampires are hot"?


Vampires are mythological creatures that are portrayed by hollywood as swank, pretentious gothic wierdos. Werewolves are derived from the myth that the full moon makes people act strange, and the wolf's tendency to howl at it. To even say "actually vamps are slower" is absurd since nothing is "actual" about "vamps" at all.

Neither would win, since they are not real. You might as well posit the truly timeless question of who would win in a fight between He-Man and Lion-o of the Thundercats.

"Ninja werewolves" and "shaolin vampires" is just too preposterous a concept to even make fun of.

I can't help but to keep logging into this thread to see how funny it is now.. This whole idea of who would win is easly answer... Who wins most of the time in the movie's....

I take back everything I said in the previous post if I can have an Army-cyborg-werewolf versus a satanic-gorilla-vampire.

both would kill each other.

He Man would Obviously wipe the floor with Lion-O

how about a fight between a topless surfing kung fu vampire girl vs a super evil version of pikachu?

........... santas comin ealry *purrrss*

Well, a werewolf can only die from silver, so unless the vampire had a gun or sword, he's effed.

why is does this thread exist? perhaps because nobody has anything important to discuss anymore and we all just want to kid around. why doesnt anyone post real things of interest any more i dont think that people take this site seriously and those people should be here.

ok guys now seriously, who would win, a vampire and a werewolf vs sibyll?

This is just my take on this, but some people like playing ‘what if’. But it seems that if you don’t support the ‘established’ explanation in these discussions, you get called stupid / retarded or uneducated or asked ‘where’s your PROOF’... Pretty hard to have interesting discourse under those conditions... Just my 2 cents...

*Gets a mental image of Shou!Gackt and Wolfy!Ginger fighting it out*
*laughs her ass off*