Ok, I'll start this off.

This isn't gonna last....
I hope you know this.

Reminds me of those lab mice that are shocked whenever they do something bad. They touch one button, get shocked, they touch the other, and they get a prize! Sometimes it takes the mouse a few tries. I think I know where the mouse is...

This sounds like another one of these threads that will end up being used just to quickly increase people's post counts.

Game threads should encourage a bit of thought, simply quoting what the person before you has said encourages no thought whatsoever.