>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when
>all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into
>his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
>driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, friend or
>significant other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
>need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
>talks...but chocolate sings.
>
> Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy
>with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would
>be
>able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
>When
>I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe
>next
>time he'll buy me diamonds.
>
> Here , have some chocolate ...
Full Version: held hostage to hormones?
I love your mood ring story, Hubby was trying to get one on my finger the other day. Yum, have some chocolate.
I've read that one before but it still made me laugh embarrasingly loud
Mmmmmm chocolate.
QUOTE(angel_psychic @ Jan 3 2005, 04:29 PM)
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when
>all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into
>his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
>driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, friend or
>significant other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
>need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
>talks...but chocolate sings.
>
> Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy
>with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would
>be
>able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
>When
>I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe
>next
>time he'll buy me diamonds.
>
> Here , have some chocolate ...
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>all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into
>his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
>driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, friend or
>significant other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
>need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
>talks...but chocolate sings.
>
> Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy
>with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would
>be
>able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
>When
>I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe
>next
>time he'll buy me diamonds.
>
> Here , have some chocolate ...
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The first one was funny,but the second didn't make sense
Maybe it's just a female thing Canadian. 
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