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Phantom
QUOTE (dAz @ Apr 14 2003, 06:45 PM)
Daz's father (fraser) is Daz's father's (fraser) son = verys correct.

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Daz's father (Fraser) = Daz's father's (Fraser) son (Daz)

Fraser = Fraser's son
Fraser = Daz

Not very correct...
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Loonboy


I'm glad you see it too Phantom, I thought I was going barmy.
Phantom

Loonboy and Homer - let's give Daz a big smooch and all go out for beers. biggrin.gif
Loonboy


Beer!


YAY!!


Your round Phantom.
Space Moose
dAz,

What I get out of your example is:

dAz' Fraiser is Fraiser's dAz.

How is that possible?
Phantom
Loonboy - Your remark made me remember a joke I read on here that's kinda funny:


Two fat guys are sitting in a bar...
One says to the other "Your round".

So the other says "So are you, you fat bastard !"


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Loonboy


Lol.

Okay, so it's 'your father's son's' round.
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dAz
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Whats an arse I am. blush.gif

See I should take a hour to think about these things before I speak/post.

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dAz
dAz
Beer sounds good though.

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Homer
QUOTE (Loonboy @ Apr 14 2003, 01:51 PM)


Beer!


YAY!!


Your round Phantom.

WOOOHOOO!!

Duff beer is cool cool.gif
Loonboy


That's Doofe beer to you.


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Homer
Since it's Phantom's round, I'll take whatever I get biggrin.gif


Within reason, I mean smile.gif
schadeaux
OK, I promise no more riddles from me.


I'll get the beer... smile.gif
albaqwerty
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my brain hurts after reading the last few pages laugh.gif
(ok so it doesn't take much)

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing
they each catch a fish but the total of fish caught is 3
why?
Loonboy


Because one of the fish caught was thrown back in and caught again?


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Mystify
my head hurts huh.gif wacko.gif blink.gif
Space Moose
They catch only three fish because there are only three people that went fishing. The youngest had his father and his grandfather fishing with him.

2 sons, 2 fathers but only 3 fish.
Loonboy


D'oh.

Oh yeah. ohmy.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
albaqwerty
nicely sorted space moose!!!!! biggrin.gif

what do you get hanging from palm trees?
albaqwerty
2 planes crashland over Cuba. Where did they bury the survivors?
Loonboy


Sore hands.

And you don't bury survivors. lol
albaqwerty
you are on the ball LB!!! nice one

must get more intellectual ones for you biggrin.gif
Illumin8
oh god the hotel room one, OK listen up, yet again. They paid 27$ for the room, the bell boy gave them 3$ change, do your maths.
Homer
QUOTE (Illumin8 @ Apr 14 2003, 03:19 PM)
oh god the hotel room one, OK listen up, yet again. They paid 27$ for the room, the bell boy gave them 3$ change, do your maths.

We weren't even discussing that one rolleyes.gif

But Althalus figured that out awhile back,
And you’re right, it’s simple math
albaqwerty
what always ends everything?
SpaceyKC




the letter 'g'? ponder.gif
Space Moose
Okay, here is a new riddle for everyone out there:

What is flat on the bottom, pointed at the top and has ears?
Halo_Jones
Blimey!!!! This thread progressed 4 pages since I was here last. ohmy.gif

Halo looks all innocent user posted image and says........"Hmmm I'v had a chance to think about the riddle now, and Homer my Dear, kiss.gif I take back my Nah! Nahs! as I'v worked out, all by myself of course, wink.gif that you were right. biggrin.gif and I was misguided". tongue.gif biggrin.gif
Homer
That's ok Halo. smile.gif

But you jumped all over it as if I'm never wrong. Let me tell you Halo, I'm wrong about a great many things, and I'm not very good at riddles. So I'm actually suprised I understood this one. It was Phantom who actually figured it out, anyway. I had the easy task of just agreeing with him smile.gif
Kira
Ok I hold my hands up I am completely useless at riddles....
So I have my best friend puzzling over it atm she likes them......... well it keeps her out of trouble as well.....

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I'm wrong about a great many things,


biggrin.gif tongue.gif ah Homer but that at least means ur are Human..... doesn't it? unsure.gif biggrin.gif
Homer
CW, are you suggesting animals can't be wrong smile.gif

Kira
wink.gif unsure.gif Now there's a thought & how would we know? tongue.gif huh.gif
Phantom
Guessing here NOBODY has the answer to my riddle yet... tss, tss...

Kismit - nop - it's not "sword"...
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I will give the answer in three hours from posting this (if all's well). Does anybody want fifteen minutes of fame by solving it? Here's your final opportunity. smile.gif
SpaceyKC
QUOTE (Celticwitch @ Apr 15 2003, 10:38 AM)
wink.gif  :unsure: Now there's a thought & how would we know? tongue.gif  :huh:





Oh I think I know the answer to this one!
By their embarrassed faces? biggrin.gif
well, I haven't guessed any other ones yet. tongue.gif
SpaceyKC

Space Moose, I'm sure the answer isn't~a chocolate bunny,
I can't stop thinking about Easter I guess. laugh.gif

And I guess Phantom is going to make us suffer another day
without giving us the answer to his riddle. rolleyes.gif
Space Moose
Nope, not a chocolate bunny. Anyone else want to hazard a guess?
Magikman
QUOTE (SpaceyKC @ Apr 15 2003, 09:46 PM)

And I guess Phantom is going to make us suffer another day
without giving us the answer to his riddle. rolleyes.gif

KC,

Space Moose had already given the answer, it's incorrectly. I think he might have missed it the first go around. tongue.gif
schadeaux
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Now that's just plain WRONG!!!

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Good one!
Phantom
QUOTE
KC,

Space Moose had already given the answer, it's incorrectly. I think he might have missed it the first go around.  



MM - Hmm.. guess I did miss that... GOOD JOB SPACEMOOSE! YAY!

(Sorry I was late there...) smile.gif


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