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LisaMHD
Have any of you heard of the show Red Green?? Its a show on PBS, 11:00PM EST, on Saturday nights. This man is a riot and uses duct tape for EVERYTHING.

What are some wierd or crazy uses you can think of to use duct tape for?

Securing your beverage container to the dash of your vehicle so it wont spill.
schadeaux
Emergency fan belt for the car. Twist it tight and secure the ends together. Good for a few miles before the glue melts.
Kismit
Emergency Lycra suit for impromptu aerobics classes . ohmy.gif
Kismit
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emmy
I don't think that you want to know what I'd use duct tape for!!! wink.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
j6p
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LisaMHD
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Instead of duct tape, its Duck Tape!!! Hehehehe, good one j6p!!!!

AWWWWWW come on Emmy, you can tell us!!!!!!!
Kira
I like that J6p <lol> Hey emmy i can guess... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Bizarro
ouch, Kismit!
Althalus
really emmy wub.gif wub.gif, what would you like to use duct tape for?
j6p

I used to use hand cuffs and chains but duct tape is better. And you don't have to worry about misplacing the key.....man that could be embarrassinguser posted image
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