More of what I've learned:
> >
> >
> >-I've learned that you cannot make
> >someone love you. All you can do is
> >stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
> >
> >-I've learned that no matter how much I care,
> >some people are just jerks.
> >
> >-I've learned that it takes years
> >to build up trust, and it only takes
> >suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> >
> >-I've learned that you can get by
> >on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> >After that, you'd better have a big willy
> >or huge boobs.
> >
> >-I've learned that you shouldn't
> >compare yourself to others -- they are
> >more screwed up than you think.
> >
> >-I've learned that you can keep vomiting
> >long after you think you're finished.
> >
> >-I've learned that we are responsible
> >for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
> >
> >-I've learned that regardless of
> >how hot and steamy a relationship is at
> >first, the passion fades, and there had better
> >be a lot of money to take its place.
> >
> >-I've learned that 99% of the time when something
> >isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
> >
> >-I've learned that the people you care most
> >about in life are taken from you too soon
> >and all the less important ones just never go away.
> >
> >-I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
> >in 6 languages.
> >
> >Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
> >they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
> >Something good will happen.
> >If not...tough sh**.

QUOTE (Tioria @ Apr 8 2003, 09:30 AM)

> >-I've learned that you can keep vomiting > >long after you think you're finished.

yep!!!

Those were very funny, especially:

QUOTE

I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

But the best lesson I've learned is that all the most powerful things move in
circles...

these are great