Ok this is how it works. You take a sentence.
e.g. They came from outer space!

Now type it in here.
Underneath it write an altered sentence with one word substituted by ball or balls
e.g. They came from outer balls!

Try it.

Try to make them pertain to the unexplained.

Ok I think I have it. Here's my shot:
"I was walking down the street"
"Mayonnaise is not a toy"

Is that how it's done?

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Here's one for you...I'm having a party, I'm bringing "jelly and a six pack" what are you going to bring?

Well I think I geddit, so here goes:

While hiking in the pacific northwest, the unaware traveller captured a
really clear picture of balls walking through the woods...

Yes that's it LB. j6p you don't have it. Here this is a link that will explain.
Balls evolved. It's funnier if you've played Halo.

How about:

Aiming his video camera upwards, he watched in amazement, as 3 large brightly lit balls flew in formation over his head and away into the distance.

hmmmmm

Indiana wondered if he had a something to swing from he could use his ball to get across the other side

that it?

Yeah that's it. lol. These are funny, keep it up.
Here's one:



As they probed him with their surgical instruments they noticed he was different.

As they probed him with their balls they noticed he was different.

Lol.

When in the churchard on a spook vigil, the paranormal investigator caught an
image of transparent balls wandering among the gravestones...

What!! someones played Halo!!!
I Don't Think So Buddy!!!


I think I'v got it....

Loonboy said "eeek" cause someone pinched his ..balls.

Oh Good game

Heres another...

One small step for man, One giant leap for Balls

Trying to communicate with the first captured Bigfoot,
the men placed their hands on their chests and then pointed to his.


Trying to communicate with the first captured Bigfoot,
the men placed their hands on their balls and then pointed to his.




(is that how it's played?)

The President made a speech about the war.

The President made a speech about his balls.

These are funny! Keep it up. Here's another:




The young soldiers watched in amazement as the ghost drifted through their barriers.

The young soldiers watched in amazement as the ghost drifted through their balls.


Studying = Learning = Knowledge = Power = Corruption = Crime = Jail
There you have it! Studying = Jail.[I]

Yeah but in Jail you get to study (erm.. so I've heard), so it's a vicious circle....

Another question is, what did the word 'balls' really represent in the original
sentence, Halo?

QUOTE

Loonboy said "eeek" cause someone pinched his  ..balls

Unexpectedly, while the small boat was crossing Loch Ness, it was disrupted
by the surfacing nearby of balls, which then disappeared under the
surface again...

Ok, I'm gonna try this again. Here goes: I went to the doctors today for a physical. He grabbed my balls and told me to cough. I punched him.

as the scientist looked in amazement he saw what he thought to be a little alien



as the scientist looked in amazement he saw what he thought to be little BALLS!!!


hehe is that how???

"Sweets" LB

Sherlock Holmes to Dr Watson..." It's Balls Dr Watson Balls"

Hypnotist to victim...." Just relax, close your eyes, you are feeling balls, now act like a dog"

My sweets?!!

Eeeek!

@ LB


Celti and Halo decided to creep up on LB to grab his balls and run

...you'd be surprised at how often that happens...