Ok Guys, have just received this joke from a friend, and well, it is probably the dumbest joke going, but wanted to share it with you guys to maybe (and a big maybe) put a smile on your faces, actually more like a cringe.

Ohh well here goes:

An elephant was drinking from a river when he saw a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over to the turtle and kicks him clean over the river.

"Why did you do that" enquires a passing giraffe.

"I recognised that turtle, he took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago" replied the elephant.

"Wow! what a briiliant memory you have" said the giraffe.

"Yeah" replies the elephant "Turtle Recall"



bad isn't it?

put a smile on my face Loco

not a dumb joke, loco, a good chuckle.
thanks for that

PATHETIC...

QUOTE (Dr.Brain @ Apr 12 2003, 04:56 AM)

PATHETIC...

aw, I'm sure you're really not, DB.

I respectfully disagree with you KC,
I think Brainless is pathetic

this thread put a smile on my face instantly.

QUOTE (Homer @ Apr 12 2003, 01:35 PM)

I respectfully disagree with you KC, I think Brainless is pathetic

Hey..Hey...! Listen Homer...
You need to imrove your sense of humour//

Awww! Homer, Dr Brain is really a nice Guy.

and stop calling him Brainless, like all men, he has a small one... somewhere.

and that was at the joke and the rest of the thread

Halo,
He may be a nice guy, but that doesn't disqualify him from being brainless. But I shouldn't talk like that, I must confess. I'm the most brainless and absent minded person I know.

Halo wrote:

QUOTE

like all men, he has a small one... somewhere.

Hey, quit calling it 'small'. Us guys are sensitive about the size of our...ummm...brains

Homey, sorry, yours is the size of a small planet.

I'm almost certain that remark has swollen..I mean
boosted Homey's ego.

I think you're right KC

Hmmm...but I'm wondering how Halo would know that

You ladies are soooo rude.