Am pretty sure this'll get locked down pretty fast

My main aim for this thread was that i hadnt mmade a topic in ages lol so here it is.

However,

we will treat this as Doctor Daves parlour of everything.

Just ask Doctor Dave nethin u want an ill try and help out ;-)

Dr Dave...have you seen Dr Martins?

Where you been wun?

Silliness has been running rampant around here in your absence!

Oh ive been carrying on my crusade against ignorance lol .

Dr Martins hmmmmm

i did see him once , owned a size 5 at one point.

However having experienced the seductive wrath of a dr martins size 5 i will advise all and any to stay clear.

Beware of the Dr Martins.

Plus they look stupid and of course only ambyglam has mor glam than i.

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and .....

hmmm very random.

i think mind altering substances are at work with the joc one today.

We agreed on an issue earlier.....

the end is nigh ppl.

Although we can agree on the true genious of rock and roll and all things guitar based, the man el henderixo.

*looks around for mods...*
hehe.
Get's conscience.....
*hits it*

-I am bored, obviously.

well heres the place to air your boredom , take a deep breathe.....

i could ease yer boredom baby

I don't even think I've made any threads!!!

u should try it.

its a wonderous thing.

Much like having a child without the pain lol.

I farted. It smells of juniper berries in early spring, with a hint of eggplant. Red pants are not wholesome, unless you're a pimp.

Lets put a little more effort into including something of substance and/or interest when beginning a thread, shall we?