this guy is a member of a gaming forum that i frequent. he is one of the funniest people ive ever encountered online, i laugh out loud just reading his posts. anyways, i asked him if i could copy this because i found it absolutely hilarious reading. here it is. LaPeste wishing Toro_from_Austin a happy 29th birthday:

Happy Birthday Toro!!! Do I detect a note of self pity from the mighty raging bull? Let me cheer you up!!! When I was your age I was out in the night clubs every night slam dancing to the Clash. I was a bon vibant, the life of the party and saw a world brimming with limitless possibilties. My cup was always full and the women were plenty.

Now, in the autumn of my years, I have become a pathetic parody of my former self. Yes...I am that broken down, faceless old man feeding the pigeons on a park bench... you know me, Toro...I'm the old codger ahead of you in the grocery line, who is tying up the whole line, because he was too senile to bring his wallet to the store ... I am that old guy who talks about how candy bars used to be a nickel...or the guy that's driving too slow in front of you...I am your wacked out uncle that scares all the pretty young women with his "inappropriate" compliments...I am that boring guy that tells you the same stupid joke, everytime he meets you....Yes, I am the guy you cross the street to avoid. Look in the mirror Toro, and you will see a man in the prime of his life. Live your life and seize all the limitless possibilities... and in twenty years you may notice me, that broken down old man on the park bench...I am saving a good spot on that bench for you, my friend... Have some stale saltines to throw at the pigeons.... Now didn't that cheer you up!!!

Remind me not to invite that guy to my birthday bash..!

Very Funny!


But...

What's feeding pidgoens got to do with anything??
I feed pidgeons all the time.
Heck, some of my best friends are pidgeons!

Oh age , it catches all of us .