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Magikman
This has got to be one of the funniest websites I've seen. It may be familiar to some of our British members, as the author also writes a weekly column for The Guardian newspaper. It is a hilarious, laugh out loud account of the tempestuous relationship between the (British) author and his (German) girlfriend of 14 years, titled, appropriately enough, "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about." Click the link below to go to the website, and see if you don't agree. Even though the accounts are taken from a man's perspective, I'm sure the ladies will thoroughly enjoy the various snippets, too.

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Kismit
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Whether her cutting our son's hair comes under 'money-saving skill' or 'therapy in the making'.
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Loonboy
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She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words




Priceless.


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Druss


'She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear'

wonderful

Thanks Magic



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Bizarro
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Thus, when I cook a meal for four, the aftermath left in the sink as I carry the gently steaming plates to the table is a single saucepan and, if I've pulled out the all stops to dazzle visiting Royalty, perhaps a spoon. Margret cannot make cheese on toast without using every single saucepan, wok, tureen and colander in the house. Post-Margret-meal, I walk into the kitchen to discover a sink teetering with utensils holding off gravity only by the sly use of a spätzle glue.
'How the hell did you use all these to make that?'
'It's just what I needed.'
'What? Where did the lawnmower fit in?'


im staring at a sink precariously balanced the same way. seems my wife suffers from this same problem.

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