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Magikman
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| Whether her cutting our son's hair comes under 'money-saving skill' or 'therapy in the making'. |
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| She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words |
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| Thus, when I cook a meal for four, the aftermath left in the sink as I carry the gently steaming plates to the table is a single saucepan and, if I've pulled out the all stops to dazzle visiting Royalty, perhaps a spoon. Margret cannot make cheese on toast without using every single saucepan, wok, tureen and colander in the house. Post-Margret-meal, I walk into the kitchen to discover a sink teetering with utensils holding off gravity only by the sly use of a spätzle glue. 'How the hell did you use all these to make that?' 'It's just what I needed.' 'What? Where did the lawnmower fit in?' |