I made this response below to someone on another forum (a Melbourne-ite barracking for West Coast). The guy made some pretty disparaging remarks against us Sydney-ites also, so 'tis all in good humour. Just thought I'd share it with ya's

oh, the gloves are coming off now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to blame this abhorrent lack of information on shoddy Victorian media coverage (it's either that or accuse all Melbournians of collective blindness, so take your pick). Methinks you're just bitter and twisted over not having a finals game down there for the past two weeks. You turned up at the MCG on Friday night with your gold-frilled season pass in one hand and a dusted-off Carlton flag in the other, and found that someone neglected to tell you that no Victorian team made the top 4. So who better to take out the misplaced angst on than the team on top. Last years premiers, the Swannies.
Or is it the fact that the Swans used to be a South Melbourne side. Ahhh, i think there lies the true beef - the 100% McDonalds patty that's burning your bun so much. The only thing worse than not having a Victorian team in the Grand Final is having an ex-Victorian team in the Grand Final. Oh, how that must curdle your milk (the only thing that does curdle milk, with the awful weather you have down there - a bag of prawns left out in the midday sun for the bbq would freeze before going off).
So go spend your money on that West Coast supporters jersey you so desperately
need want. Make sure it's long-sleeved, cos' your weekend's gonna be awful cold when Leo Barry takes another screamer on the siren. And when Nick Davis kicks another 4-goal final quarter. Pull that West Coast jersey tight as Kennelly, Schneider, Buchannan and Kirk all run the ball out to..... yes - Hall, O'laughlin and Goodes - y'know, if West Coast could actually defend they might be able to contain
three wittle bitty players.
You can have your sour grapes in the sunless funless land. But up here, we're cracking open the keg and celebrating hard. Because no matter what - whoever wins, you lose.
I bid you all adieu folks,
~ PA
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*THE WRITER OF THE ABOVE POST WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT KNOWN THAT EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY GOOD THING COMING OUT OF VICTORIA IS THE HUME HIGHWAY, THIS POST IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIGHTHEARTED IN NATURE AND NOT INTENDED TO CAUSE OFFENSE IN ANY WAY*..............................................................................................................................
*THE WRITER WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE HUME HIGHWAY COMMENT ABOVE. THERE ARE OF COURSE MANY GREAT THINGS COMING OUT OF VICTORIA. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT THEY ARE, BUT I'M SURE THERE MUST BE SOMETHING*