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Loonboy
Subject: Husband Super Store

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor:
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor:
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor:
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor:
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.

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Kismit
lol , time to stop shopping for those basement bargains ..


Novo
Lmao
nate0192
lol.
Shivel
Hahaha..that was great..and so true grin2.gif tongue.gif
AztecInca
LMAO. That was so damn awesome!
arwenpotter
haha nice! laugh.gif
The Banana Pie Eater!
omg w00t.gif
That was a funny one laugh.gif
star_child
grin2.gif that is the funniest thing I have read for ages!!!!!
Kismit
tongue.gif Looks like you tickled every-ones fancy this time L.B..
Janiel
Note all the posters (with Kismit being the only exception) in this thread are male tongue.gif


and yes, it was very funny laugh.gif
saRa
lmao

That was good.
Kismit
Janiel, Sara makes 4 females posting in the thread . I think it's time we had that little birds and bees chat , don't you ? huh.gif
Janiel
Whoa....my eyes lied to me....i feel....violated.
joc
Very good LB thumbsup.gif

Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth grin2.gif
Loonboy
QUOTE
Looks like you tickled every-ones fancy this time L.B..



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Well I know it's been a long time, but it seems I still have the touch... w00t.gif
Kryso
Haha... laugh.gif
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