KGB Armageddon Gnomes

In the past few days, a GLA informant within the KGB has revealed evidence of a cold war project, utilising gnomes as weapons of mass destruction in the event of nuclear war. It has also become apparent, from intelligence gathered, that at some point in the late 1980s, the KGB lost control of the atomic gnomes. The gnomes over developed independently and are now completely autonomous and could destroy themselves at any time.

GNOMES



I, for one, am a strong advocate of the Gnome Liberation Army and the Garden Gnome Liberation Front. Anyone interested in joining the cause?
We gots nukes now... hehehe

The University student's around these parts liberate gnomes annually . They pinch them from peoples gardens and return them to the wild . This behavior could obviously become very dangerouse.

Yes i have heard of these people "liberating" these poor gnomes and i actually read an article where a gnome was kidnapped and taken around the world - hawaii,europe,africa etc.and the culprits had the audacity to send photo's of the poor gnome in these locations to the owner, now how calous is that!

Just more reasons to advance my Gnome-Based Self Protection Defensive Matrix research to the next level.

In a related matter, if anyone knows how to make a bone melting ray, please message me and we'll arrange something satisfactoy to both of us.

that's so funny Space Moose but I've bin drinkin . It might be lame in the mornin