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Michelle
My husband gave this to me from an Irish newspaper that a friend brought back from his trip... tongue.gif


A Women's Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for...

Wisdom, to understand a man.

Love, to forgive him: and finally, patients, to tolerate his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death.

Disclaimer: I do not advocate the beating of thy husbands. ph34r.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
laugh.gif sounds about right
Subtemperate
Mans Prayer:

Dear Lord.....Please do whatever you can to shut her up.

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Michelle
Me thinks Subby's other half is not a pouter... no.gif devil.gif
Subtemperate
I do not count in this equation, as I have been told often that I'm a mouse...not a man .... sad.gif
AztecInca
Poor Subby!

That prayer is indeed a good one!
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