1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry
but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, we both know who's boss
here!!! (you don't see me picking up YOUR dump do you??!!

hahahaha.... that's awesome.

I wrote a poem about a dogs feelings for school. It wasnt quite as funny as this, though. My dog is treated like a little human. She gets to pick where she sleeps (usually lying across my legs) and where she goes and what she does on a walk. As for chewing things, she gets the benefit of the doubt, every time.

Very funny points, dude!!!!!!

LOL

Very funny.... I was just threatening our almost 30 kilo pup with no. 7 last night.

LOL! Dogs do certainly have all the power!

It's true. How is really walking who? Awesome.

lol thats funny

Arf! Lol, that's good.

lol. nice one

Hahahaha.... right on...

Hahaha that's great.

We do that with the cat!