MOURNERS at a funeral were left terrified when a massive block of frozen urine fell from the sky.

People ducked for cover when iced toilet waste the size of a portable television hurtled down as they were leaving the church.

The lump of ice smashed into the building as around 50 mourners were standing outside and narrowly missed them as it scattered across the ground.

It is believed to have come from an aeroplane that was passing overhead.

Matthew Goodfellow had been attending the funeral of a friend at St Luke's Church in Motherwell, Lanarkshire.

The taxi driver, from the town, said it was lucky nobody had been killed.

He said: 'The lump of ice must have been about a foot square and it was like a bomb going off when it hit the roof.

'It was so big that I'm positive it would have killed a person if they had been hit by it.'

Matthew was so concerned he phoned Glasgow Airport and asked them to investigate.

He added: 'They said it was an unusual occurrence but admitted that it does happen.'

A spokeswoman for National Air Traffic Services confirmed the ice may have been caused by toilet waste.



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Gross

yah thats a little sick.

LOL good stuff this is the second report i read of people being attacked by human feces

Haha what was the first report like Hotoke?

i cant find the link but a woman was sitting in her car when all of a sudden this huge pile of frozen feces crashes in her car. she almost died and even worse her insurance does not cover frozen poo crashes

The phrase, "Sometimes it seems like the universe is just p*ssing on me," takes on a new meaning.

Remember when the Dave Matthew's band's bus driver dumped their load on a grated bridge? It rained down upon hundreds of tourist on a boat ride. I think they were sued. Anybody know how that turned out?

Golden.... no I better not go there. LOL

ewewewewew

I guess it is pretty funny, at least no one got hurt. Man, imagine if someone had gotten killed, and trying to explain it to someone when they asked how....

Heh, I know what you are thinking.

Yes, it's very good no one got hurt. It would be awful to have falling urine listed as your cause of death. It's just not...dignified.

Hey, speaking of indignity--my husband's family tree shows that his great, great uncle died of constipation. That sucks but explains a lot about my husband's family.

because taxi drivers are the first people you think to ask an opinion from when a block of urine falls from the sky nearly killing a crowd of people

"so how'd Jenny die?"
"Oh, well a flying block of frozen piss fell from an airplane and hit her..."

how do you not laugh while saying that?

We're all lucky a christian conservative group hasn't depicted this as a sign of the apocalypse by now.

"And on the first plaugued day of Armeggedon, a house of God will be ROCKED OUT by a chunk of frozen sh@t"

Gives a new meaning to the pharse "getting sh** on"

Now that really would have been a sight to behold!

man this thread made me laugh so hard i thought i was going to die

Same here and I'm in the college library. When I laughed like twice people started staring at me.

When I was in the Air Force I worked on B-52's & KC-135 Tankers. We Used a round 4 foot container to go in. When you landed the Ground Crew emptied it, usually behind the plane in the grass. If you were on a long flight the can got really full, and more than one Airman got splashed taking it down the ladder.
Must have been another creative way for Officers to p--- on Enlisted men!

that is SOOOO nasty