A group of ugly men called MINGERS R US oragise a weekend away in Blackpool
on the way there the Coach carrying them crash and they all die.

At the gates of heaven St Peter is there and say to them
"Look i know that you all are good men who only crime is being ugly so i am goign to let you all have 1 wish it can be anything you want"

" I want to e the best looking bloke in the world" says the first bloke in the que

"Granted" says St Peter
The 2nd, 3rd, 4th blokes( and so on) keep askign for the same wish so St Peter is there saying
" garnted" to everyone when he notice the bloke rigth at the end laughing .

So wanting to know wat he found so funny, so he points to evryone in the que ahead of this guy and says
" i know wat you all want you all want to be the best looking guy in the world"
so he clicks his finger andtell them all to go thro

He gose up to the last guyand ask him
"wat are you laughing about you just been killed in a crash"

"I want my wish" reply the man

"Ok" say St Peter " wat do you want"

" i want all thoses guys to be UGLY AGAIN" Reply the bloke

haha nice... i've heard it before though

Don't get it

You're not alone buddy......