I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU... I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN... I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...AND AFTER I LEAVE, YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS. ALL MY LOVE THE FLU

And here I was thinking "How the hell did Dan get ahold of the love letter I got from the last VAMPIRE CHICKIE???"

MM

Dear Mr./Ms. FLU,

Thank you for your correspondance on this matter. Since our last meeting, I have had time to review your initinal application and I regret to inform you that our policy concerning your presence has not changed.

As you recall, the last time you were permitted on the gounds, you took it upon yourself to cause as much damage to this establishment before you were finally controlled and deported. The management here does not wish to see this happen again, so to both keep you from embarrasing yourself once again and to preserve our daily routine, we will never reverse our position.

It should also be noted that your description has been handed out to various members of our Immune System team and we will be in a position to immediatly return you to your point of origin. Do not make everyone's life difficult by returning.

Thank you for taking the time to write.

Yours etc.,


Herbert L. Node
Secretions Control Officer
Auto Immune Division
Body Corporation

LOL @ SPACE MOOSE

oh so funny

Hey
MM you should be so lucky

So very funny fella's

very funny guys

Well j6p, it looks like we should take our show on the road. Maybe we can get spots at Second City or something.