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Ravinar
this story craks me up grin2.gif



This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Minnesota : A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are froze. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, for the decoys to float on In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second fuse. Now, these two rocket scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they, (and the new Navigator truck), are standing.

They don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.

They light the 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when we mentioned the vehicle, guns, and the dog?? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING – especially things thrown By the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed. On the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.

The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moments, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.

The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator truck. The men continue to yell as they run. The exhaust pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the truck, and takes off after his master.

Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this “I can't believe this happened” look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not COVERED He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!
Richdog
Wow, what dumbasses. grin2.gif
Subtemperate
As funny as that story is..... Tis not true, its fokelore....

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.htm
Shivel
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Tis not true, its fokelore....


Thats all right..its still very funny thumbsup.gif ...im just glad the dog didnt die in the story crying.gif
scipherel
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As funny as that story is.....

Mwah..hah..hah..hah...this is the first time i laughed on this forum.
Not with that stick dynamite but that anthem.
Enjoy full train and let us in...
And push the Connie train. whistling2.gif
Jesus_Freak
i was going to say, that was a looooong 40 seconds
moe eubleck
this is not funny.
Pyro Pheenix
cool.gif laugh.gif how dumb can you get? rolleyes.gif cool.gif
MJB222
LOL laugh.gif I was wondering why they were duck hunting in winter.......
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