Can you actually belive this crap? It's just stupid to the point of being funny.
http://www.flat-earth.org/
Full Version: The Earth is actually flat!
Wow, makes about as much sense as believing in a crazy super being entity.
Some people will believe anything eh.
Some people will believe anything eh.
i didnt know they had computers in asylums ? 
this web-site from the Earth is Flat wing ?
this web-site from the Earth is Flat wing ?
The FAQ's section is a riot!
QUOTE(Gordon Freeman @ Feb 15 2005, 12:22 PM)
The FAQ's section is a riot!
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This should be in the jokes section
true manfred
unfortunately it's not a joke
these people seem to believe the crap they spew
unfortunately it's not a joke
these people seem to believe the crap they spew
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While the Society is not a "crackpot" group, it is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called "scientists", the media and political leaders. The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense.
Come on...
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The original flat earth was confined, restricted, and twisted into a perverse spherical shape by a conspiracy of TELEVISION BROADCASTERS in an attempt to realize their dream of TOTAL HUMAN MIND CONTROL through subsurviant captive homogonized market share.
Hehe
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19. What is the "Springfield Effect"?
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.
20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.
22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.
20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.
22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.
So, apparently, people from Idaho, North Dakota and Australia don't exist?
Oops, England doesn't exist either.
If thats the case...I want my money back from my trip there in 2003. I had no idea the place didn't exist when I got there, I'm infuriated
If thats the case...I want my money back from my trip there in 2003. I had no idea the place didn't exist when I got there, I'm infuriated
Yeah, i wasn't aware it didn't exist all those 15 years i lived there.
But have been living in a rock on mars all that time and simply forgotten about it. My bad.
But have been living in a rock on mars all that time and simply forgotten about it. My bad.
My favorite parts...
I am currently not floating through the air because of a lie.
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Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.
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Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory
I am currently not floating through the air because of a lie.
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It is well known that the "moon landing" was faked.
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The existence of Idaho is a lie
apparently my aunt lives in an alternate dimention.
my mum is british 
this could need investigatin
this could need investigatin
The site is set up as a satire, not a real belief.
The author has other sites, seemingly set up for humour.
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...-earth.org&st=0
The author has other sites, seemingly set up for humour.
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...-earth.org&st=0
LOL
Wheres the sign that says "there be dragons"?
Wheres the sign that says "there be dragons"?
Gotta like that 5 cornered pentagonal spherical flat 3D earth, eh
~Thanato
~Thanato
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