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Silent-Storm
I like Amy Lee my Kings, i think she has a fantastic voice, i have her album..
Walken
Walkens had enougth of your insolence! He's going to watch Gillian Anderson!

I'll probably be back in an hour. I expect a lot of monuments ready for me.
Silent-Storm
Oh do not frett my weekend King...
Gillian Anderson!, is beautifull with or with out make up...

Silent-Storm
And thats all the crawling to you both i'm doing tonight... tongue.gif
DarkSinister
im up for a rebellion! thumbsup.gif
lightbeyondthedark
QUOTE(DarkSinister @ Feb 23 2005, 04:35 PM)
im up for a rebellion!  thumbsup.gif
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Good man... thumbsup.gif
DarkSinister
let's overtake the cloning machine...clone ourselves and build our army. happy.gif
Tia
I shall also join the rebellion and smite Walken and Janiels armys.
lightbeyondthedark
The rebellion grows stronger!!!

LBD
Silent-Storm
But if peace finds you all, then do not deny it...

But if you must, then you must... mellow.gif
DarkSinister
I wonder what walken will do when all the slaves are ready to join the rebellion...
lightbeyondthedark
QUOTE(DarkSinister @ Feb 23 2005, 04:59 PM)
I wonder what walken will do when all the slaves are ready to join the rebellion...
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He will cower in fear... mwahaha lol

LBD
Shivel
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I wonder what walken will do when all the slaves are ready to join the rebellion...


He will taste the the mighty Muffin of Defeat. Thats what he will do. cool.gif
BurnSide
Guys, second warning. We need less of these silly one liners, and some actual sensible discussion going on here. We have the chat room for silliness.
It would make me really sad to have to close this thread. crying.gif You don't want to make me sad do you?
Janiel
Of course we don't, Burns.

As for the "slaves" rebelling, this is why I don't have slaves, I have ranks. A ranking system tends to have a higher success rate as opposed to a slave system.
This is mainly because people with ranks get payed, they aren't forced into labor and can leave/enter at almost any time. Slaves, on the other hand, are forced to do biddings, forced to fight, forced to bow down before their kings. This is why I like ranking systems wink2.gif
joc
Don't you people have any kind of a life? I mean really. Are you all bored to death.
What is wrong with all of you people? What is all of this nonsense about?! I refuse to work...I am officially on strike....except I'll hang around a bit because ACG is hanging around a bit.......... w00t.gif
Novo
I'm a slave?
Time to insight rebellion..... I need to figure out who all are members of my "secret" party of slave rebels.. Any takers?
Janiel
QUOTE(joc @ Feb 23 2005, 01:29 PM)
Don't you people have any kind of a life?  I mean really.  Are you all bored to death.
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Yes. Mainly because I'm sitting here in school, aimlessly reading a book and checking UM every ten or so minutes. tongue.gif
DarkSinister
QUOTE(Novo @ Feb 23 2005, 11:32 PM)
I'm a slave?
Time to insight rebellion..... I need to figure out who all are members of my "secret" party of slave rebels.. Any takers?
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There's quite a number of us in the rebellion, nice to hear you're in with us! thumbsup.gif Are you scared yet Walken? tongue.gif
jenk
*Jenk walks onto the stage and addresses his fellow freedom fighters*
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.

You ask, what is our policy? I say it is to wage war by land, sea, and air. War with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.

You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.

Let that be realized. No survival for the rebels, no survival for all that the rebel forces have stood for, no survival for the urge, the impulse of the ages, that mankind shall move forward toward his goal.

I take up my task in buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men. I feel entitled at this juncture, at this time, to claim the aid of all and to say, "Come then, let us go forward together with our united strength."

~TheBigK~
Oh, the crazyness that comes from your head Walken. Regardless of this, it seems to be a good crazyness, so I shall be on your side thumbsup.gif
QueenoftheNight
I guess I'm a slave 2. Being a rebel is my specialty. original.gif I have already formed some plans..
_hAiLO_
QUOTE(jeceris @ Feb 23 2005, 11:37 AM)
jayman, lightbeyond dark, good to know there are others out there who won't stand for a new world order.
welcome to the anti walken opressive layabouts, or AWOL.
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ROFLMFAO!!!! I love it!!

AWOL, absent without leave laugh.gif . I'M IN!!!
QUOTE(lightbeyondthedark @ Feb 23 2005, 02:57 PM)
The rebellion grows stronger!!!

LBD
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Walken
ha ha! Tougth luck you insolent slaves! I have cloned ten of each of my slaves only removed there free will, and some of them now look like robots. That means that my slaves will never rebel.

I thank all of the origonal slaves for there kind work on the me and Stellar barn danceing monumnet. You are now all ready to be upgraded to the paid jobs I origonally spoke about in the origonal thread. You may take a paid job either playing games on the internet, or playing games on a games consle, either way the benefits are the same.
Walken
TheBigK, for your good crazyness remarks, you will be premoted to a loyal subject, along with Canadian Rottwiller. The Loyal subjects can have their own bodyweight in sand whenever they want. They shall have all the sand they can eat. They are the most special of all.
lightbeyondthedark
Walken,
Your words are empty, just like your threats... You can have all the slave drones you wish, but the rebellion is still growing much to fast for you to stop it...

You have awoken a sleeping giant... gunsmilie.gif Mwahaha
lightbeyondthedark
Walken,
And you expect anyone to be drawn to your cause when they are being offered sand? Bah... Now maybe if it was chicken or beef flavored... tongue.gif

LBD
Walken
The sand is my currencey foolish mortal.

And a tasty substitute for salt!

Anyhow, If people would like, I will convert to the old currencey, Myth dollars.

LBD, the WNWO is a peaceful and murderouse societey. These words are an oppertunity for peace. If you turn your back on compassion, then compassion shall turn its back on you.
jeceris
i'm sorry AWOL. bit someone has poisoned my soup, or maybe it was the beer.
anyhow, i am on my out, but you must carry on the fight, don't give in to his unilateral wishes. i know you can overcome walkens evil empire.
the pain i feel is overwhelming, i just went to have lunch with janiel, and then ..........oh my..........acchhhh...........................
Walken
This New world order is as friendly as it is mean. We should only be liked as much as we are feared.

My fingers a numb, makeing it hard to type.
Walken
The new world order's members must all be vegeterians though.

The high council is made of cows and I dont want to anger them.
Subtemperate
Subbies mass of clones do not like the idea of not eating meat.

The subbies want a High Council BBQ.....
Walken
I consulted the high council.

They said that you can only eat one type of meat; their sworn enemeys, Chicken. The chicken is distributed from the WNWO's Cow Councils KFC chicken distribution services.
~TheBigK~
QUOTE(Walken @ Feb 24 2005, 06:21 AM)
TheBigK, for your good crazyness remarks, you will be premoted to a loyal subject, along with Canadian Rottwiller. The Loyal subjects can have their own bodyweight in  sand whenever they want. They shall have all the sand they can eat. They are the most special of all.
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Ah, a wondeful deal. My own bodyweight in sand whenever I want happy.gif
And I think I could do without eating meat. Possibly some chicken every now and then...
FLY SPITTA
I dunno what the hell yall talking about all I know is I'm gainst Walken for everything.


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kingdude22a
The following people will be forced to do paid jobs I give them:

*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.



Glad to see my naame not mention because evryone knows[SIZE=14] I AM THE DADDY AROUND HERE[/SIZE]
Silent-Storm
Hmm, are you suggesting W and j cannot find some thing for you to do kingdude22a...

I'm sure they will find something worthy of you being the daddy and all..

Walken
Since you proclaim yourself the daddy of all, I will give you a job as a mother. You shall have to birth a new clone of Sub evrey 15 seconds.
jenk
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You shall have to birth a new clone of Sub evrey 15 seconds.

blink.gif blink.gif *Shudders* Ya.... We rebels better win..... The world could get to be a scary place other wise..........
Walken
Did you not already hear my propositon? The war is over. I made myself clone slaves with no free will, so you guys just get to live in my paradise and eat sand. Or anything you want, you know.
lightbeyondthedark
QUOTE(Walken @ Feb 25 2005, 11:05 AM)
Did you not already hear my propositon? The war is over. [right][snapback]501423[/snapback][/right]

I took a look at your propostion...
I spit on it... tongue.gif
I know you only made that propostion because the rebellion scares you... And it should... As our numbers grow, and our strength rises...
This war for the freedom of all muffin eating peoples is far from over... So sayeth LBD...

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Walken
Your rebellion scares the great WNWO?

So who joined your rebellion? You and seven of me slaves?!

Me and Janiel stand at the front of the army of the damned! Janiels army consists of millions of dark elves, vampires, goblins, ogres!

My army consists of 15 sand worms, 600 wizards, and 15000000000000000001 storm troopers.

What do you intend to do?! March into Walken Country (formally UK), swim through the river of pain, stride through the mountain of cahos, stroll through the valley of death, walk down the road of mild unpleasentness, then just walk up to my doors and ask me to step outside why you bludgeon me?!?
Corporal Cupcake
cool.gif gunsmilie.gif oooh a rebellion... can i join?!?!?!?!?! tongue.gif gunsmilie.gif cool.gif
lightbeyondthedark
QUOTE(Walken @ Feb 25 2005, 11:15 AM)
What do you intend to do?! March into Walken Country (formally UK), swim through the river of pain, stride through the mountain of cahos, stroll through the valley of death, walk down the road of mild unpleasentness, then just walk up to my doors and ask me to step outside why you bludgeon me?!?
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What? Um.. No... thats not what I intended to do at all... um...
(damn, how do my plans always get revealed? Must be a spy in my midst)

No, I am going to ride down on a atomic bomb, like in that one movie...
There will be no escape...
Then the rebellions army with march through the streets of Rebellion Land (formally Walken Country, formally UK) And there will much juice box drinking and rejoicing...

So sayeth LBD
Walken
My storm troopers are resistent to the power of weapons of mass of minute distruction.
Janiel
QUOTE(lightbeyondthedark @ Feb 25 2005, 07:21 AM)
No, I am going to ride down on a atomic bomb, like in that one movie...
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Sorry, after your plans were revealed I had my summoners concoct on magical force field. It's literally invulnerable. Sorry to foil your plans, buddy.
Walken
We make a good team grin2.gif
Janiel
We also have hordes of gargoyles, hippogryph archers, and hydras patrolling our borders. And this is just on holidays. wink2.gif
Walken
On the average day I kill 112 storm troopers for general incompetence.
Monkyburd
Well well well... I turn my back on Off Topic discussion and suddenly a rebeliion is in the works.. rolleyes.gif

Tell me, have you not heard of the Corps, and if so what relation do you designate to us? Friend or foe?

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