Full Version: The Walken new world order.
Monkey Burd, you are like me, A beleiver. You could strike me, and I would not strike you down. I would save you if the ET Discussion conservatry was on fire. And I'd do it again. Perhaps even a third time. No more though.
My fellow Rebels! We must build a gigantic horse out of wood and then give it to Walken and Janiel as a present..only they will not know that we will be hiding inside it! then when they fall asleep we will jump out and claim victory! Muhahaha! They will never see us coming! But we must keep this quiet..if they were to figure out our plan then it would be completely ruined.
Shhhh
Its like the trojan house but with a horse! Oh wait...
Now I've read this I will not fall for your half baked plan! When you give me the present I shall burn it then feed it to Star-Child!
Now I've read this I will not fall for your half baked plan! When you give me the present I shall burn it then feed it to Star-Child!
I have to say I am sorry to the rebellion... But I can't stand against Walken any longer...
He has become a member of the Believer's Corps of Approachable Conveyance... I cannot stand against him because I am a member also...
Walken,
I will not join your cause, but I will not rebel against you any longer... *bows and sulks away sadly*
He has become a member of the Believer's Corps of Approachable Conveyance... I cannot stand against him because I am a member also...
Walken,
I will not join your cause, but I will not rebel against you any longer... *bows and sulks away sadly*
Light Beyond Dark, if you will not join my cause, then accept my gift of 15,000 myth dollars at least. It's the least I can do, my fellow beleiver.
QUOTE(lightbeyondthedark @ Feb 26 2005, 07:53 AM)
I have to say I am sorry to the rebellion... But I can't stand against Walken any longer...
He has become a member of the Believer's Corps of Approachable Conveyance... I cannot stand against him because I am a member also...
Walken,
I will not join your cause, but I will not rebel against you any longer... *bows and sulks away sadly*
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He has become a member of the Believer's Corps of Approachable Conveyance... I cannot stand against him because I am a member also...
Walken,
I will not join your cause, but I will not rebel against you any longer... *bows and sulks away sadly*
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but who will lead us? we must find a new leader soon! 
QUOTE(JayMan895 @ Feb 25 2005, 10:09 AM)
My fellow Rebels! We must build a gigantic horse out of wood and then give it to Walken and Janiel as a present..only they will not know that we will be hiding inside it! then when they fall asleep we will jump out and claim victory! Muhahaha! They will never see us coming! But we must keep this quiet..if they were to figure out our plan then it would be completely ruined.
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Lucky for me I keep two rules.
1. I accept NO gifts from people outside my realm.
2. There are no horses allowed in my realm. I don't like horses.
QUOTE(Janiel @ Feb 26 2005, 01:11 PM)
2. There are no horses allowed in my realm. I don't like horses.
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i don't like them either,my dog does though 
Now i jumped the Mexico american border 3 times. And was successful 2 times.
Now why don't i just jump the border, Kidnap Walken, bring him back to the stronghold, and hold him for 1 BILLION Peso's errrr Euro's i think there worth more.
Then whenever they pay up we have someone do a major plastic surgery to look like walken. We give them the fake Walken and let him steal all there technology, troop movments, and potions.
And if the american border patrol can't stop me I be damned if a couple of storm troopers and ligers are.
Now why don't i just jump the border, Kidnap Walken, bring him back to the stronghold, and hold him for 1 BILLION Peso's errrr Euro's i think there worth more.
Then whenever they pay up we have someone do a major plastic surgery to look like walken. We give them the fake Walken and let him steal all there technology, troop movments, and potions.
And if the american border patrol can't stop me I be damned if a couple of storm troopers and ligers are.
or we could always use a flame-thrower to burn them all to the ground 
QUOTE(Deception @ Feb 25 2005, 06:33 PM)
Then whenever they pay up we have someone do a major plastic surgery to look like walken. We give them the fake Walken and let him steal all there technology, troop movments, and potions.
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If you kidnap him, I wouldn't really care. But, since we're allied, I guess I could send a few thousand mountain giants to go get him.
And, you'll only ba able to get Walkens, for safety reasons we don't let each other into our respective realms
Well poo.......... i guess we can take over walkens repected realm and use his realm to attack yours. A long drawn out war will happen between Walkens old forces and yours. And whenever both of you have sustained many casualties we will attack.
And then i will become the beloved ruler of the entire universe and beyond.
Oh and want that be a happy day. Do you smell that? I do and it smells like the sweet smell of victory.
And then i will become the beloved ruler of the entire universe and beyond.
Oh and want that be a happy day. Do you smell that? I do and it smells like the sweet smell of victory.
Remember, his army has been powered with MY magic. I can withdraw it at my will. Making his armies about as strong as an ant compared to mine.
or you could just turn walken and janiel against each other, so that they fight each other. then once their armies have killed each other you go in and get the leaders. simple really
As stated above, I've already covered that.
See, I've a very defensive person, I check all the angles possible and fix them
See, I've a very defensive person, I check all the angles possible and fix them
How we gonna do that? send Janiel a note saying.
HI, this is Walken and i hate you.....
and send a Walken a letter
HI, this is janiel and i hate you........
It is just crazy enough to work!!
HI, this is Walken and i hate you.....
and send a Walken a letter
HI, this is janiel and i hate you........
It is just crazy enough to work!!
Not like I would really care...lol
I could just send him one back saying "oh well"
I could just send him one back saying "oh well"
CRAP...........
Mabye if we get a rubber band, some iron poles, metal balls, and some duct tape.
We take the rubber band and put it around the iron poles. Then we take some duct tape and make a little square out of it. And we shoot metal balls at you.
Ok i am out of ideas.
Mabye if we get a rubber band, some iron poles, metal balls, and some duct tape.
We take the rubber band and put it around the iron poles. Then we take some duct tape and make a little square out of it. And we shoot metal balls at you.
Ok i am out of ideas.
still..... i vote flame-thrower
QUOTE(Deception @ Feb 25 2005, 07:14 PM)
CRAP...........
Mabye if we get a rubber band, some iron poles, metal balls, and some duct tape.
We take the rubber band and put it around the iron poles. Then we take some duct tape and make a little square out of it. And we shoot metal balls at you.
Ok i am out of ideas.
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Mabye if we get a rubber band, some iron poles, metal balls, and some duct tape.
We take the rubber band and put it around the iron poles. Then we take some duct tape and make a little square out of it. And we shoot metal balls at you.
Ok i am out of ideas.
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Yeah, Quit while you're ahead
QUOTE(Pyro Pheenix @ Feb 25 2005, 07:17 PM)
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*coughmagicforcefieldscough*
*Army of subbies destroys th Pepsi factory..... The last pepsi factory....*
Take that Janiel....
Take that Janiel....
Erm...I wonder how you did that....because It was moved into my realm....which is protected by a force field amongst other things 
I posed as a Pepsi Worker, and smuggled 499,999 subbies in the linen cupboard......
We enjoyed the ride, and stayed for the warmongering...
We enjoyed the ride, and stayed for the warmongering...
noooooo!!!!! not the pepsi factory! we could of taken it over...or something.... but not destroy it 
THIS is how we will take over:
ninja pirates 
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QUOTE(Walken @ Feb 23 2005, 01:20 AM)
The following people will be forced to do paid jobs I give them:
*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.
The WNWO.
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*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.
The WNWO.
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Pfft! I don't think so Walken, I answer to no one. and I have My OWN group so i'm NOT with the WNWO. and for you to put me under a list of people who WILL do what you FORCE them to? that's just downright nonsense.
no Walken, I don't answer to you and since you try to label me, I'm against this WNWO nonsense 
and another thing, I've been here longer, and you're trying to tell me what I will and will not do? what a joke
QUOTE(Sir Christopher @ Feb 26 2005, 04:24 PM)
That ninja pirate is cute.
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that's chris the ninja pirate from weebl and bob 
Actually my storm troopers run on pure neon energy, and that all comes from my Z's when I sleep.
Janiels army is only allowed into my realm when asked, and me and Janiel when we rarely meet, do so on a dessert island in space, guarded by Richard Nixon.
Janiels army is only allowed into my realm when asked, and me and Janiel when we rarely meet, do so on a dessert island in space, guarded by Richard Nixon.
A bioengineered Nixon, might I add. You see, if we had the real Nixon he wouldn't co-operate, so we made some weird freakish clone...thing
Yeah, with 4 arms and 15 Toes.
Also, he can breathe fire!
Also, he can breathe fire!
He looks funny. I'm tempted to send something to go poke him. I wonder what he'll do.
He'll go VIET-CONG on our asses! lol.
Janiel, what shall we do about our enemies? Smite them ruthlessly, or make peace? Or laugh at them as their feeble attempts to destroy us fail one by one.
Everyone ignores me 
I wont! Join my NWO and you can have your own body weight in sand evrey day!
Wow, how come I never seen this before?
And why, may I ask, am I not higher up the ranks??? I gave you special places in The Clan which you declined. But hey, if I'm getting paid...
They better be nice jobs! Nothing gross... you have a sick mind, I know.
And why, may I ask, am I not higher up the ranks??? I gave you special places in The Clan which you declined. But hey, if I'm getting paid...
They better be nice jobs! Nothing gross... you have a sick mind, I know.
QUOTE(Walken @ Feb 23 2005, 03:20 AM)
Walken is establishing a WNWO. These are the current filled positons.
King: Walken.
Queen: Gillian Anderson.
Prince: The blond from G4.
Princess: ET.
Jesters: Mulder and Scully (The cats).
Loyal Subject: Canadian Rottwiler.
The following people will be in charge of regulateing and punishing the slaves:
*Blood Angel.
*Burnside.
*MajikMan.
*Fluffy Bunny.
*Lottie.
*Talon.s
*SaRuMaN.
*Stellar.
These people will have special authority. They will be able to punish the slaves if they do not perform better than they did the previouse day, and when it gets to the point where they cannot perform any better, they will be sold to Russia, after being cloned. We will then start from scratch with the new slaves.
Burnside, Stellar and SaRuMan will be in charge of distributeing ray guns, with which they can fire upon the non-beleivers and enemeys of the WNWO.
Also, you should note that the slave regulater jobs come equipped with a good medical and dental plan, as well as a great pension and six weeks holiday a year.
The following people will be forced to do paid jobs I give them:
*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.
The jobs are easy, and mostly involve playing games on the internet. You will need to do a six page monthly report though, on what games you played and how good they were.
Janiel, Disintrested, Daz and Is it 4:20 yet, will be treated special. They will get to play games on a dessert island, 3 miles away from the WNWO Hq. They'll be supplied with dingys just in case. Janiel will be treated to private Amy Lee concerts evrey day.
All of those forced into pay work have a medical plan, but no dental. I should add that the pension prospects are poor, and that the vending machines at the WNWO don't work anymore. There are only 4 weeks holiday each year. If they fell like it, they can slap a slave evrey now and then, but for heavier beatings, they must instruct a slave regulater to do such a deed for them.
Evreyone who has not been mentioned will be a slave to the WNWO. They will be made to build monuments, for remembering things, and computers, for computeing things. The first monument they shall build will be a picture of me and Stellar barn danceing. Stellar will be given royaltys for his appearance on the statue.
The slaves will have no pension, or any health plans. Evrey friday, the slaves will have to pay there own weight in sand. This sand will then be used in the monuments they will be forced to build, then they shall have to pay me more sand. All those with special titles, ie: King, Queen, will have all the sand they can eat, for they are the most important of all.
The WNWO.
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King: Walken.
Queen: Gillian Anderson.
Prince: The blond from G4.
Princess: ET.
Jesters: Mulder and Scully (The cats).
Loyal Subject: Canadian Rottwiler.
The following people will be in charge of regulateing and punishing the slaves:
*Blood Angel.
*Burnside.
*MajikMan.
*Fluffy Bunny.
*Lottie.
*Talon.s
*SaRuMaN.
*Stellar.
These people will have special authority. They will be able to punish the slaves if they do not perform better than they did the previouse day, and when it gets to the point where they cannot perform any better, they will be sold to Russia, after being cloned. We will then start from scratch with the new slaves.
Burnside, Stellar and SaRuMan will be in charge of distributeing ray guns, with which they can fire upon the non-beleivers and enemeys of the WNWO.
Also, you should note that the slave regulater jobs come equipped with a good medical and dental plan, as well as a great pension and six weeks holiday a year.
The following people will be forced to do paid jobs I give them:
*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.
The jobs are easy, and mostly involve playing games on the internet. You will need to do a six page monthly report though, on what games you played and how good they were.
Janiel, Disintrested, Daz and Is it 4:20 yet, will be treated special. They will get to play games on a dessert island, 3 miles away from the WNWO Hq. They'll be supplied with dingys just in case. Janiel will be treated to private Amy Lee concerts evrey day.
All of those forced into pay work have a medical plan, but no dental. I should add that the pension prospects are poor, and that the vending machines at the WNWO don't work anymore. There are only 4 weeks holiday each year. If they fell like it, they can slap a slave evrey now and then, but for heavier beatings, they must instruct a slave regulater to do such a deed for them.
Evreyone who has not been mentioned will be a slave to the WNWO. They will be made to build monuments, for remembering things, and computers, for computeing things. The first monument they shall build will be a picture of me and Stellar barn danceing. Stellar will be given royaltys for his appearance on the statue.
The slaves will have no pension, or any health plans. Evrey friday, the slaves will have to pay there own weight in sand. This sand will then be used in the monuments they will be forced to build, then they shall have to pay me more sand. All those with special titles, ie: King, Queen, will have all the sand they can eat, for they are the most important of all.
The WNWO.
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But I don't wanna be a slave
Hoagy
how cums this thread is still thread is still runnin anyway?
QUOTE(star_child @ Mar 21 2005, 05:36 PM)
Wow, how come I never seen this before?
And why, may I ask, am I not higher up the ranks??? I gave you special places in The Clan which you declined. But hey, if I'm getting paid...
They better be nice jobs! Nothing gross... you have a sick mind, I know.
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And why, may I ask, am I not higher up the ranks??? I gave you special places in The Clan which you declined. But hey, if I'm getting paid...
They better be nice jobs! Nothing gross... you have a sick mind, I know.
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Oh, and by the way, I thought you were against dictatorship? Ha ha you are screwed! Seeing as you are a leader of your own group, I shall give you special mention in the Moonshiners. Only coz I luv ya.
The moderators and admins let it continue on the conditon that I did not let my madness leak into other threads, lol. (Thats true, btw)
Of course Star_Child and the beleivers corps have been promoted. They are now the most special of evreyone.
Of course Star_Child and the beleivers corps have been promoted. They are now the most special of evreyone.
the master has come hail , to the lord and chief 
even more than Gilly?
No, she is still the queen. But we have a sub group too, and that is where all the special council go.
I am the queen when she dies, ok?
Oh, she has clones. They are frozen though. So she can die first.
can i join , i will squab the poop decks , and hoist the timbers,....no fair only the 1000 posts get to join 
Tisnt true, friendly friend of mine. Because ye are a special UM friend of young Walken, you are also in the special council.
QUOTE(Walken @ Mar 21 2005, 07:09 PM)
Oh, she has clones. They are frozen though. So she can die first.
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well, after they all die, it is me! Ok???
QUOTE(Walken @ Mar 21 2005, 02:12 PM)
Tisnt true, friendly friend of mine. Because ye are a special UM friend of young Walken, you are also in the special council.
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i know you arent talking to me , but what does that mean?
i got hit in the head alot yesterday
They all have clones that can't die.
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