lol good!


Just ask Walken about those pink fishnets...

PINK FISHNETS!!!

Yeah, I do wear weird things, sometimes. Pink fishnets and black mini skirts and anti-fur t-shirts...not all together, of course!

Cripes..those pink fishnets almost had me convinced to join Walkens clan.. j/ks..

- Dark

Then the powers of The Sexy Goddess of Thongs are working! Storm was right, I can be a little temptress!

I always knew there was something I loved about the English...


LBD

what English???

Oh, I am sorry... The British...

LBD

If yee are refering to the Sexy Goddess of Thongs, I am 100% Northern Irish!

Oh I love the Irish too!!! Even more so now...


LBD

Ever since I became the Sexy Goddess of Thongs, I have that effect on people!

I guess the Thongs are magic! It wasn't a dream after all...

You are a Sexy Goddess of Thongs after all... You have an effect on people... Your powers go futher then even you know...


LBD

*Looks intrigued, walks to bed, reaches under pillow, finds black silk thong*

*Gasp!* She IS real!!

Oh bless you Sexy Goddess of Thongs! Bless you!

- Dark lol

Wow! One must not get to big-headed with these powers...just think of all the things I could do! First, I trick Walken into thinking I am the Queen!

Yes, all hail the Sexy Goddess of thongs... Bow before her...

Wow! I rock! I'm gonna start up my own NWO!

I'll join, but if I am a slave, I want to be either the sofa or the footrest of some hottie.

You can be my foot rest, as I am the Sexy Goddess of Thongs. But you might wanna ask Walken about that.

Ha, I am the ..... *ahem* Ultra super handsome footrest of the sexy goddess of thongs. I like the title

Mwahaha... Still nobody has as good a job as me... Mwahaha...


LBD

Ah, for you are a minion of moi!


Yona, good choice, my friend! You can also sprinkle strawberries with sugar for me.

Ah yes... And being one of oyur minions I am in good company...


LBD

Ah! The fruits shall come frequently and in number.I can see it now. A gigantic platter of fruits for the goddess, while the minor diety make a good footrest. and Walken, yes, I have many plans for him...

Yes, underwear will be over taking humans soon enough.

lol, I actually am eating strawberries now, dipped in sugar!

All hail the Sexy Goddess...

At least you should all hail her if you know whats good for you...


LBD

I am eating A Bananna. Nothing to cool about it, it was just grown at the hands of farmer billy, packed, shipped to arizona, where it sat in the fruit rack screaming "PICK ME, PICK ME" Until I finally came along and liberated him, took him to my house, and proceded to eat him. Funny, life is.

lol!

I could get use to this endless adoration.

Aha! there you are wrong! It's not adoration, its fatuation.... wait, forget I said that lol

Either way, everyone loves me now!

Okay people this is getting stupid.

There are two orders. The WNWO and the JS. Both are allies, although isoloatory.

All the others are in the third group UPDR - Useless petty dead rebels. All are dead. The minute they speak against the WNWO or JS they are killed.

end of story.

There are no third factions, get over it.

Aha, but there is the Party For the Liberation Of Sexy Thong wearing goddesses and thier Very Neat Handsome footrests, or PFTLOSTWGATVNHF......lol

Oh ok then! You can be a minion of The Sexy Goddess of Thongs too, hunni-lambio!

I can't help it if people love me!

Likewise, the minute any oppositon appeard we would destroy this. It's impossible.

Plus, its impossible for you to start your own thread, because Burnside shuts all threads of this type other than this one down. He's done it before, you know.

And of course Yona, too!

I won't dude, I am a member of this thing...The Sexy Goddess of Thongs section, and my minions. Who are your minions too.

You kno, your name reminds me of something I have seen inside of a comic long ago. Ever hear of tundra? By Chad Carpenter? He had the M.N.L.O, Or Moose Nugget Liberation Order.... Now thats pretty funny!


EDIT- I want to have a off shoot of your W.N.W.O, Called the Purple Midget Samurais, Or P.M.S for short.

sILENCE MORTALS!

I will allow the SGOT party to continue, as a part of the WNWO

yay! Victory at last!


I am the queen of it though, yar or nar?

YAy.

Oh thank you, Mightiest Walken, my hunni-lambio, king of all things hippie!


From The Sexy Goddess of Thongs, Queen of the SGOT sector, W.N.W.O

What About P.M.S Oh Mighty One?

The act of peeing upon ones self is not permitted in the order, sorry.

Oh no! What a way to dampen our spirits! I suggest you hand out potties to all of us then, with our logo.

The WNWO needs not a logo, peasent.

It is Sexy Goddess of Thongs!!!!! (or Journey Juniper Moonshine)


I even changed my avatar for you!

Evil, Pure evil to all who are small, sword carrying and slightly sick.

Getting kinkey, we are?

I am not small, sword carrying or sick.
I am tall, thong-carrying and rather thin...

Oh you know me hunni-lambio. Very, very, very!