Walken is establishing a WNWO. These are the current filled positons.

King: Walken.
Queen: Gillian Anderson.
Prince: The blond from G4.
Princess: ET.
Jesters: Mulder and Scully (The cats).
Loyal Subject: Canadian Rottwiler.

The following people will be in charge of regulateing and punishing the slaves:

*Blood Angel.
*Burnside.
*MajikMan.
*Fluffy Bunny.
*Lottie.
*Talon.s
*SaRuMaN.
*Stellar.

These people will have special authority. They will be able to punish the slaves if they do not perform better than they did the previouse day, and when it gets to the point where they cannot perform any better, they will be sold to Russia, after being cloned. We will then start from scratch with the new slaves.

Burnside, Stellar and SaRuMan will be in charge of distributeing ray guns, with which they can fire upon the non-beleivers and enemeys of the WNWO.

Also, you should note that the slave regulater jobs come equipped with a good medical and dental plan, as well as a great pension and six weeks holiday a year.

The following people will be forced to do paid jobs I give them:

*Babs.
*Janiel.
*AliceCoopersGirl.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Recon_Soildier.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*2055.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.

The jobs are easy, and mostly involve playing games on the internet. You will need to do a six page monthly report though, on what games you played and how good they were.

Janiel, Disintrested, Daz and Is it 4:20 yet, will be treated special. They will get to play games on a dessert island, 3 miles away from the WNWO Hq. They'll be supplied with dingys just in case. Janiel will be treated to private Amy Lee concerts evrey day.

All of those forced into pay work have a medical plan, but no dental. I should add that the pension prospects are poor, and that the vending machines at the WNWO don't work anymore. There are only 4 weeks holiday each year. If they fell like it, they can slap a slave evrey now and then, but for heavier beatings, they must instruct a slave regulater to do such a deed for them.

Evreyone who has not been mentioned will be a slave to the WNWO. They will be made to build monuments, for remembering things, and computers, for computeing things. The first monument they shall build will be a picture of me and Stellar barn danceing. Stellar will be given royaltys for his appearance on the statue.

The slaves will have no pension, or any health plans. Evrey friday, the slaves will have to pay there own weight in sand. This sand will then be used in the monuments they will be forced to build, then they shall have to pay me more sand. All those with special titles, ie: King, Queen, will have all the sand they can eat, for they are the most important of all.

The WNWO.

WOW THANK YOU FOR WASTING A FEW MINUTES OF MY LIFE I THINK I AM A LITTLE STUPIDER FOR READING THAT

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If you thought it was becomeing a waste of your life, than you are the stupid one, for it is YOU who should've stopped reading!

This is not a joke! It is a mirror of things to come, deciphered from crop circles!

lol, you're just angry because you didnt get to be a slave regulater, lol.

Janiel will be treated more special then me?

I want my money back.... lol

I'm afraid so, Subtemperate, but worry not, for I am going to make an entire army of you's through cloneing. You will get to die for the WNWO, like, 500,000 times! But I'll keep the origonal to work for me.

I could get to die 500,000 times....that is interesting.....

Much popcorn to be had for all....

As the bulk of my non-robot army, you'll be in charge of killing and glareing at my enemeys.

"Oh my god...its a sexy killing machine"....

Ok even I have a daydream every now and then....

Where do I sign up to get my money back as well....

And I thought I was special...now I know Im not...

Well, ACG, you can take pride in the fact you were one of the first people I decied to pay, lol. Theres about 15000 members, and of that 20 wont be slaves. you should be very proud.

Whoa, what the hell did I miss...?
I come on and see that I get "personal concerts". Although that's nice of you, I see that as a form of slavery...think about it. I'm against that, so I'll have to regrettably decline.


As for being "forced" to "play games" I'm all for that, I just need about $800 , paid in cash, to me weekly. No funny stuff, I'm "mystical". I need 500 gallons of pepsi delivered to my doorstop monthly. Free food, of anything I want, for life. Dental, health care, all expenses paid living. This includes you paying for my rent, phone, electricity and so on. I need at least three copies of EVERY video game and movie that comes out, by the day it comes out. I will demand the title of "Grand Arch Druid Janiel", as well as an infinite supply of sporks, tongs and spatulas, what they are for you need not know. Then, and only then will I consider joining this "World Order". If I should accept I shall have to have my own army of undead minions, ready to spread a plague through the grain supply of the entire world, at my command. As to why I need an Undead army is for me to know. So, if you comply I shall join you. But, if I don't get any one itty bitty thing I want, I shall leave and conspire against you. Consider this a forced alliance...not a slavery contract...

Well...I supose Im in good company...

*Babs.
*Janiel.
*Disintrested.
*Joc.
*Star child.
*Ashleigh Star child.
*Monster Hunter X.
*Subtemperate.
*Is it 4:20 yet.
*Kismit.
*Tommy.
*Daz.
*Elfstone810.
*Silent-Storm.

Hmmm, you're a clever one Janiel.

Walken cannot risk a figure as high-powered as Janiel riseing against him. He will instead put foward this propositon:

He will BUY you the pepsi company, and pay all of it's expenses for you. He will even supply you with bendy straws.

This is in exchange for an alliance? The WNWO is not yet established enougth to risk war with anything. The robot army is only half ready.

My forces are patient, we have more time to waste than we need. Owning the pepsi factory will be perfect, I'll drop the request for the sporks etc.. the exchange for the alliance has already been put on the table. If you accept you will get from me:

1. An endless army of elvish warriors at our command
2. All the weapons your growing army will need.
3. The finest blacksmiths, gun crafters, and so on in the world.
4. The power of 90% of the politicians in the USA. They were not easy to control, but if this alliance is to work, I shall gladly share their power.

There's more, but it's a surprise. With the alliance agreed upon we will be known as equals, but, I'll need a few of your recruits...

*Disintrested.
*Subtemperate.
*Kismit.
*ACG
*BurnSide

I am also requesting the aid of a few of my lieutenants, Dot9M, Moe, Hawk7886, Arsenik, saRa, and KT.

Im the one with the army, and your trying to make Janiel happy.....

Mutiny is on the cards here...

Janiel, how about instead you become King (2) of the WNWO and we change it to the WJNWO!? Then you can have whatever you want, whenever you want! We'll rule the world!

Don't worry Sub, without you my empire will fall.

I'm sorry, but a merger between us would certainly lead to a downfall. If, for example, one of your lieutenants were to betray me, or vice versa, I would be able to tie off an alliance. If we merged that would not be possible, we would be eaten inside out.

Im just a recruit?

Well...now I feel even more special...not...

Alice, you are far more than a recruit (I was just getting you on my side ) should this arrangement work you shall be the queen of our side of this empire. So, to keep it fair, Alice, do you accept my request to join my cause?

Oh....so now im owned by Walken..... You want him to lend me to you Janiel?

Again, I am not a plaything Janiel....

Yay...Im a queen...of course I accept Janiel

Subby, consider it emancipation.

yay!



So, walken, shall this grand alliance be written?

Okay, but I will get to keep all of my slave regulaters. In exchange for that and an alliance, I will grant all of your wish's mentioned earlier.

Oh dear what have i walked into.....

Very well...but, I get ACG regardless (every king...thing need's a queen...thing...I'm not one for specifc titles. Now all we need is a spiffy name for the alliance

How about we call the act:

The WNWO & JWDS alliance?

So i'm left just about on my own then ..
Well i'm not getting out of bed for any less than 50p an hour, any thing less than that is exstortion..

Silent Storm can be with us can't she Janiel?

No! We made a deal! If you want him, give myth dollars for him!

I dearly hope you are not referring to him as in regards to me.. for i am a she..
Or once again have i picked it up wrong...

JWDS stands for...?


Of course
*gives walken some "myth" money*

...How much?

Yeah, thank you guy's.
I will serve you well.. As i would Walken
Walken my friend no hard feelings.. I know i'm about as bright as a four watt bulb, but i will come in handy some where..
Wait a min, the deals not done yet...

That many!

*points*

Can i not be the piece maker, there for if there should be a dispute about any thing,(god forbid)
some one has to try and keep it civilised. Pluss then that makes me no ones enemy...Please, pretty please..

I will accept your offer of that much *looks into the distance knowingly

You may borrow him whenever you want. I shall have him at weekends.

Is this a wind up or what????

Silence. You are not permitted to talk to me until the weekend. Go with your new father. you'll be very happy togethor. Run, My child! Before I change my mind!

Errrrrmmm, ok then, see you at the weekend...

That you will, my cherub, that you will.

*strategically places explosives throughout the thread*

Will you be my exit partner Janiel?

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2

1

*Pulls pin, tosses grenade*

*grabs Janiels hand jumps out of the thread*

bye bye

Ka-Boooom!!!!!!

Gone a bit weird now...Silent Storm...its ok hun...I know you are a woman.

lol; I did no she was a female! I was just thinking about Janiel in the first post. My apologies, my child.

I wish I was a mod so I can not only close but delete this thread. Obviously this threads only purpose is to increase members posts, and prevent further boredom in their obviously dull lives

You know i was beginning to doubt my self there...

Walkin apology accepted...

And don't wind me up, i'm daft enough...

Actually the objective of this thread was to establish the WNWO and the alliance with Janiel.

If this thread was simply a ploy to raise posts....(by gosh! in the last 24 hours, I sure have posted a lot! Probs because of my stake out, lol) do you really think i'd have put so much effort into the first post?

lol @ Silent Storme

Huh!!! getting told off for having a bit fun..
Chill out....