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Mad Manfred
Self-explanatory.

Here are the reasons I added those above:


Britney Spears - probably the best example of whats wrong with music and the industry today...marketing to the extreme. With lack of a better word...she's whored herself for millions of dollars.

Peter Cetera - as my mum said, "he was lame even when I was a kid"...for those unaware, he's the guy who sang that Karate Kid song "Glory of Love".

Christina Aguilera - is there a nastier woman on this planet? Oh, Paris Hilton...my bad. See also Britney Spears.

Blink 182 - I just don't like them, or their music. Many others feel the same, hence, they've been added.

Bjork - a desperate attempt by the music industry to find new and original blood: raid a mental asylum and get some mental defectives to sing a few songs. For those that don't know...she went on to become Marilyn Manson.

Ashlee Simpson - the name alone sends chills down your spines doesn't it? She's worse than Britney.

Eminem - I don't know whats more pathetic...his attention seeking lyrics or the fact that he thinks he's black.

Backstreet Boys - watch "Quit playing games with my heart" and you'll want to take a sawn-off double-barrel shotgun and blow your own brains out.

Hoobastank - "Reason"...I don't know whats whinier...this song or a Lambrusco white.

Blue - another boy band, UK I believe...the lyrics say it all..."if loving you with all my heart's a crime...then I'm guilty." Anyone other than twelve year old girls find this irresistable?


Sorry if I missed a few...unfortunately the poll only gives you ten choices.
Hotoke
toughest question ever

they all suck
Janiel
There's too many choices....

Spears: The new age meaning of sellout. Her fans? Slutty 12-14 year olds who think they own all they touch, including 13 year old boys just hitting puberty.

Peter Cetera: Never heard of him, thus I cannot bash him.

Aguilera: "(wanna-be )Badass" sell out slut. They only thing making her better than Spears is her ability to sing. Fans? Horny men, other "badasses".

Blink 182: Crap on a stick, wait, make that burning crap on a stick. Once again, wanna-be "badasses" who think running around in the nude is the best way to get attention. Try learning to sing, it should help. Fans? 10-14 year old boys who think thay Blink 182 is the "badass..est" band this side of Orange County.

Bjork: Talent gone to waste. She lost it when she went bald. Enough said. Fans? People who like to hear really high-pictched howling with a beat. Somehow it works, don't ask me.

Ashlee Simpson: Living proof that people who sing like a cat being strangled can be famous. Fans? Same as Spears. "Come on, girls, who cares if you can't sing! Being a slut is all you need anymore!"

Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please just die, please just die!" Here we have the modern proof of the damned fate our youth have tumbled into. "Hey, I ain't white, I'm a gangsta!" You "ain't" no more "gangsta" than the dead dog on the side of the road. Fans? 12-17 year old white "boyz" who think that acting black, or "gangsta" is better than being white, being themselves. Worst of the modern steriotypes.

Backstreet Boys: You know, there's one thing I admire about them. The fact they didn't try to be something they were not. I like that in a band. But, their music sucked. Listen to the sound a mouse makes while being sucked up into a vaccum, it's a lot more entertaining. Fans? Girls. Girls of all ages. A lot like Spears' fans, but without the slutty part.

Hoobastank: Hoobastank STANKS! I mean, they have the worst hit single I've ever heard. I can't word it any better than Manfred already has. Fans? People who think they are "hardcore" because they think Hoobastank is "rock" music. It's not. It's a bunch of whiney brats who are singing like they just got their first spanking of their life.

Blue: Sorry. Again I don't know who they are, thus no bashing.


Well, there you have it. If I had to pick, I would pick Eminem. At least the females have something to look at wink2.gif
Dre_T_Hunter
QUOTE(Hotoke @ Feb 26 2005, 01:11 PM)
they all suck
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Yeah your right...

Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera can suck in another way to i believe...

Backstreet Boys & Blue are just gay-bands...

And the rest...
...well eminems music sound good sometimes (when I'm totally wrecked)

D. doesn't care so much about music but...
...he likes the sounds from the children of the night!
Mad Manfred
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Listen to the sound a mouse makes while being sucked up into a vaccum, it's a lot more entertaining.


OMFG! I almost pissed myself laughing at this! laugh.gif


Oops, forgot to mention who I voted for - Eminem...for the reasons above I believe his suckiness, bratiness and overall pretentiousness (is that a word?) wins him the award as quite possibly the worst of the worst.

Oh, and for the record -

Anyone who uses the words "dogg", "wassup" or "gangsta" needs to be dragged into the woods and beaten to death with a rusty flail.
Janiel
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Feb 26 2005, 04:15 AM)
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Listen to the sound a mouse makes while being sucked up into a vaccum, it's a lot more entertaining.


OMFG! I almost pissed myself laughing at this! laugh.gif
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haha, thanks grin2.gif

But, have you actually heard it? It's like angels singing in comparison to these bands yes.gif
BurnSide
Hrmm. You missed Good Charlotte, so it's pretty damn close between Simpson and Blink.
Janiel
Oh! And Green day! and...and...oh, there's too many crappy 'bands' out there! laugh.gif
ABOTU
hard to choose, but Ashlee just kills it. Blink 182 was close too.
Firien
they all suck and i really cant stand britney.
Mad Manfred
So much hate for Ashlee Simpson...

Just for you guys grin2.gif

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ashlee

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?StopAsh

__Kratos__
Hehe, yeah Ashlee Simpson was my pick. She sounds so horrible live (Orange Bowl) and she faked SNL. Only reason she even got into the business was because of her big sister.
_hAiLO_
So....who is good? You all make it as if everyone is bad...

Green Day won a Grammy Award, whats bad about them?
crazy_boy
who is or are hoobastank? i voted for them because they/he/she has the best name
HolyDevil2053
I didn't know some, but it was a toss up between simpson and spears for me due to popularity and hype...but due to recent events...I picked simpson.
LivingDeadGurL
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They are all so severely disgusting I just closed my eyes and picked one. It happened to be Britney Spears, which is what I probably would have picked anyway.

All I can say is OH SHUDDER
Shivel
Hey! Eminem shouldnt be on there! He is a very good artist. disgust.gif

I had to go with Ashleeeeeeeee Simpson. I cant stand the way she spells her name..what the hell is wrong with the letter Y? huh?? Plus she cant sing..not that she is really singing or anything..
riotboy555
c'mon, this isn't fair. you forgot the darkness, the used, story of the year, my chemical romance, the vines, and many other crappy bands/singers.
LivingDeadGurL
There are too many crappy bands/singers to list.

I hate Ashlee Simpson as well she is a bad word that wont show up here.
And also she sucks ass.

Eminem tho, I must agree, despite my severe distaste for rap, I do sort of have a thing for him.
FLY SPITTA
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Feb 26 2005, 05:00 AM)
Self-explanatory.

Here are the reasons I added those above:


Britney Spears - probably the best example of whats wrong with music and the industry today...marketing to the extreme. With lack of a better word...she's whored herself for millions of dollars.

Peter Cetera - as my mum said, "he was lame even when I was a kid"...for those unaware, he's the guy who sang that Karate Kid song "Glory of Love".

Christina Aguilera - is there a nastier woman on this planet? Oh, Paris Hilton...my bad. See also Britney Spears.

Blink 182 - I just don't like them, or their music. Many others feel the same, hence, they've been added.

Bjork - a desperate attempt by the music industry to find new and original blood: raid a mental asylum and get some mental defectives to sing a few songs. For those that don't know...she went on to become Marilyn Manson.

Ashlee Simpson - the name alone sends chills down your spines doesn't it? She's worse than Britney.

Eminem - I don't know whats more pathetic...his attention seeking lyrics or the fact that he thinks he's black.

Backstreet Boys - watch "Quit playing games with my heart" and you'll want to take a sawn-off double-barrel shotgun and blow your own brains out.

Hoobastank - "Reason"...I don't know whats whinier...this song or a Lambrusco white.

Blue - another boy band, UK I believe...the lyrics say it all..."if loving you with all my heart's a crime...then I'm guilty." Anyone other than twelve year old girls find this irresistable?


Sorry if I missed a few...unfortunately the poll only gives you ten choices.
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EMINEM LOL
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(Hailo_hellFIRE @ Feb 27 2005, 12:31 PM)
So....who is good? You all make it as if everyone is bad...

Green Day won a Grammy Award, whats bad about them?
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*cough*Grammysareriggedalwayshavebeenalwayswillbe*cough*

QUOTE(JayMan895 @ Feb 27 2005, 12:47 PM)
Hey! Eminem shouldnt be on there! He is a very good artist.  disgust.gif

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.

QUOTE(riotboy555 @ Feb 27 2005, 01:05 PM)
c'mon, this isn't fair. you forgot the darkness, the used, story of the year, my chemical romance, the vines, and many other crappy bands/singers.
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See the bottom of my first post.
~TheBigK~
Eminem. For many many reasons.
RH2097
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Feb 26 2005, 08:15 AM)
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Listen to the sound a mouse makes while being sucked up into a vaccum, it's a lot more entertaining.


OMFG! I almost pissed myself laughing at this! laugh.gif

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Me too!! I also thought of how funny it would be grin2.gif

I picked Eminem, because his career started to go down hill as soon as he became rich and started to become the next Dre. His lyrics became a bomb and exploded crap everywhere.

And I find that Christina is the only one on there with talent, her only problem is she was marketed the same time as Brittney, and Brittney became a slut because she wanted to be better than Christina, and Christina became a slut because Brittney did, and it was a chain reaction by their fans and they are hardly heard of now.
AliceCoopersGirl
I had to put Bjork...but it was very close with the others...they all bad
Mad Manfred
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And I find that Christina is the only one on there with talent, her only problem is she was marketed the same time as Brittney, and Brittney became a slut because she wanted to be better than Christina, and Christina became a slut because Brittney did, and it was a chain reaction by their fans and they are hardly heard of now.


They were both sluts to begin with...listen to their first singles.
Boff
Id vote for "All of the Above" if I could sad.gif.

To much bad "music"...cant take it!!!
saRa
QUOTE(Hotoke @ Feb 26 2005, 03:11 AM)
toughest question ever
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yeah... where's the option for "all"?
star_child
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Feb 26 2005, 02:56 PM)
Hrmm. You missed Good Charlotte, so it's pretty damn close between Simpson and Blink.
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What a way to help heal my broken heart, burnside!!! DO NOT compare blink 182 with that simpson b****. angry.gif
What_the_deal?
I found it physically impossible to choose, so I decided not to vote until I deliberate it further. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, etc.- they're all pretty much the same thing. I doubt if they're even supposed to be taken seriously, so it's hard to get that upset about their lack of talent. These are just my opinions, now, so don't hate me for any of this. Hoobastank- too whiny. Blink 182- okay at first I guess, but they overstayed their welcome and became whiny as a means of conforming. Bjork- she's not my kind of music, but I've got nothing against her personally. Eminem- he was a fun novelty at first, but now it's just old. Plus me and rap of any sort never got along well to begin with. Backstreet Boys- goes without saying, I think. The others I'm not familiar with, so I'll leave them be out of fairness. In the end my vote should probably go to Ashlee Simpson since she's just playing off of her sister's unearned popularity. Shame, shame, lip-sync girl.
Hotoke
it surprises me these "artists" still have fans

they sound like arse yawns
Apocalyptic Cryptid
all except blink 182 suck but i especially dont like emmy-nem
BurnSide
hahahaah this is good.
Eminem is on the same level as Ashley Simpson!
Shakezulah
ugh. i wish i could pick all of them. they all suck mad balls. although i dont mind a few hoobastank songs, im still not a fan of them and i hate that whine fest, the reason. i would rather have someone rip ass in my face than listen to any of this crap.
Dando Kast
The funny thing though is that they are all rich for doing what they do.... if you could half assed sing and get a record deal I bet you would too..... and why do people try to focus on who sucks the most.... why don't you concentrate on what you like and stop bashing others just because they had success and you didn't.....

Anyone who uses the words "dogg", "wassup" or "gangsta" needs to be dragged into the woods and beaten to death with a rusty flail.

That seems like a very rude and closed minded concept on the world..... not everyone is the same Mad Manfred and just because you don't like something or someone doesn't mean they deserve to die.... so wassup dogg? thumbsup.gif
OneEye
I kinda like Blink 182 and Hoobastank. I only like Blink 182's earlier stuff, and I hate The Reason by Hoobastank, but some of their other stuff is pretty good (and I saw them with another band at a concert and they're hilarious to watch).

I don't really think they're badasses even though they thing they are. I just like some of their stuff. Meh, to each their own, works better that way, not as many arguments.
Syaoransbear
Hoobastank.

Ever since I heard that song, "The Reason" I hated it. But nobody else did. So I had to listen to it every day until people became sick of it.

IT HAS SCARRED ME FOREVER.

*seeth*
ABOTU
ha ha same here.... funny, all my friends like these "singers". Time to get some new friends
Mad Manfred
Wow, Eminem and Ashlee are at a tie... w00t.gif
Hotoke
Christina Aguilera [ 0 ] [0.00%]

WTF
Corporal Cupcake
QUOTE(Dre_T_Hunter @ Feb 26 2005, 11:50 PM)
QUOTE(Hotoke @ Feb 26 2005, 01:11 PM)
they all suck
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Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera can suck in another way to i believe...
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Ash
I would have to say ashlee simpson....i look at her show and i pity those people who can sit there and watch it....its entertainment at its worst....aside from that I just have a say Eminem is a big sell out...since he got all rich...he use to be good when he was more underground..i see people can never have too much money
wunarmdscissor
i think bjorks an unfair adition , however the rest are rotten
FLY SPITTA
I just gotta say this has to be the most difficult poll that I ever seen on the website....hell most difficul poll I ever voted on!! laugh.gif
Hotoke
Who/what is Peter Cetera?
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(Hotoke @ Mar 1 2005, 05:57 AM)
Who/what is Peter Cetera?
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80's singer...he sang the Karate Kid II theme song "Glory of Love"...remember? "I am a man who will fight for your honor..."?

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Dando Kast
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Feb 28 2005, 04:12 PM)
QUOTE(Hotoke @ Mar 1 2005, 05:57 AM)
Who/what is Peter Cetera?
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80's singer...he sang the Karate Kid II theme song "Glory of Love"...remember? "I am a man who will fight for your honor..."?

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I'd vote for this guy.......
cor_raven
I voted emimen because he reely anoys me


I mean really, really, really anoys me.

I also like that none of my favorite artists are there laugh.gif
jpalz
Britney, hands down. The fact that my sister likes it is something beyond human understanding (as much as "Crossroads" is one of her fav movies)
Corporal Cupcake
cool.gif book her in for therapy..... cool.gif
Mad Manfred
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Christina Aguilera [ 0 ]  [0.00%]


I guess the overall crappiness of the other bands and singers makes Christina actually seem talented.
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