I have something for your writings, what if it wasn't based off of any of the myths including shape shifting and things of that nature. Nor killing people or blood bath fantasy's, claws, fur none of that. Nothing about a moon even mentioned, except maybe a 'full moon' for some comic relief. Howl at that ha-ha. Try writing about a normal human being with 'wolf' like characteristics in the way one moves, with the witty inteligence and graduating with honors only to move on to a be a rich millionare with hot ladies surrounding him constantly. I mean wouldn't that make your skin boil too? O, wait I forgot gothic writer, then by some tragedy on the cruise to Guadamalaraia *some place never heard of* or just say Maceadonia since a lot of people have no clue where that is located. Then the ladies 'turn' to the dark side by an offer they can't refuse, a manager asking them to work as play boy bunnies, of course this outrages the rich millionare saying he could pay for all their expenses. But they say no because it's not money it's the title...was that **** oo wait now they are promoted to sexy whore.
Than by his wolfish cunning abilities he tricks the manager by telling them they are really trannies...of course Heff says no...to most of them
Then problem solved and he goes back to being a rich millionare...did I mention he was rich? Only deep dark secret he has is that he has to get the maid named Maria to shave his back daily shhh it's a secret
How is that for a story
Than by his wolfish cunning abilities he tricks the manager by telling them they are really trannies...of course Heff says no...to most of them
Then problem solved and he goes back to being a rich millionare...did I mention he was rich? Only deep dark secret he has is that he has to get the maid named Maria to shave his back daily shhh it's a secret
How is that for a story
Well I do have the say Heff does have the Gant when he walks, but then the Woffie sitting in the Radio Station had the eyebrows and hair, Wolfman Jack had it Baby

