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JesusFreakGS

Oct 4 2001, 02:21 AM

Hey peeps. This is just a joke, and it isn't meant to be torn apart or anything. I know it's kind of illogical, but I'm a Simpsons fan and I think it's funny.

There are two really strange animals out there that all of us unexplained fanatics have forgetten about. They don't really have names but I think we should discuss them anyway.

1.) A TWO-HEADED DOG BORN WITH ONLY ONE HEAD - I think this is a REALLY freaky animal. Probably due to some sot of nuclear waste or something. But we see them all over and don't even pay attention to them... you've got to admit, a two-headed dog born with only one head IS pretty strange.

2.) A HORSE BORN WITH THE HEAD OF A RABBIT.................. AND THE BODY OF A RABBIT - Now THIS has got to be even more interesting. Most people hear about mutants that are half one animal half another, but THESE poor horses are half one animal and half the same animal. THAT is pretty freaky...

So what do ya think?

Tommy

Oct 4 2001, 02:57 AM

LoL JF ;D
it gives a whole new dimension of looking at things.:) :sj

Homer

Oct 4 2001, 03:22 PM

JF,

;D Hilarious ;D and I love the Simpson's, too.

Homer[glow=color,strength,width]

Mystify

Oct 4 2001, 09:12 PM

Not Bad Jesus freak...
that's one way of not looking at things but seeing them :P

odinsupreme

Oct 4 2001, 11:10 PM

Well, than everything is a mutant.... ;D

Odin Supreme 8)

JesusFreakGS

Oct 5 2001, 05:43 AM

Hmmm that's an intriguing thought... disturbing, but intriguing... I also am a fan of the simpsons, and that episode is one of my favorites... hehe...

odinsupreme

Oct 5 2001, 05:11 PM

Are there two versions of JesusFreakGS ???

Read the two posts very good and you know what I mean.. :D

Odin Supreme 8)

JesusFreakGS

Oct 6 2001, 07:41 PM

lol Odin. There's only one of me. I was responding to what you were saying about everything being a mutant that second time.

odinsupreme

Oct 6 2001, 09:08 PM

Ok, but it can always be usefull to have a spare one of yourself in a corner on the attic..;D

Odin Supreme 8)

Apocalyptic Cryptid

Nov 20 2004, 02:38 AM

freaky then i must be an
8 headed girl born with only 1 head
OR
a cow born with the head and body of a human
......it doesnt make much sence but sure...

Werewolf of Doom

Nov 20 2004, 03:22 AM

hehe...two headed dog with only one head. lol!

mr_halo

Nov 20 2004, 10:10 AM

QUOTE(Apocalyptic Cryptid @ Nov 20 2004, 02:38 AM)

freaky then i must be an
8 headed girl born with only 1 head
OR
a cow born with the head and body of a human
......it doesnt make much sence but sure...
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god imagine that an 8 headed girl with only one head, thats just freaky...

and a cow born with a human body and head, even weirder

Feenix Fire

Nov 21 2004, 02:00 AM

LOL Mega Simpsons fan here! Is that the episode where Lisa goes to the fortune teller? You know the one where she takes a look at the man she was going to marry?

man_in_mudboots

Nov 21 2004, 06:32 PM

this higly offends me as i myself am a mutant. i was unfortunate enough to be born a Deer so grotesquly misformed that my body is just exactly like that of a Human, and i have the soul of a Human as well.

Tillghast

Nov 22 2004, 09:21 AM

I saw a dog born with the body of a cat, and the head of a cat.

girty1600

Nov 22 2004, 09:35 AM

This tread is killing me....

Guess who else likes the Simpsons?

Tillghast

Nov 22 2004, 09:02 PM

Ooooooo...you?

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