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neen
The following 4 questions will tell you whether you qualified to be a "professional" or not.The questions are not that difficult so answer them then I'll post the answers underneath this post.Please do not cheat!


1.How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?





2.How do you put an Elephant into a refridgerator?





3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.All the animals attend exept one.Which animal does not attend?




4.There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.How do you manage it?
Bizarro
i guess im not a professional because my answers are totally outlandish:

1. you don't put a giraffe in a refrigerator, unless its in pieces.
2. the same for an elephant.
3. hyena wouldn't attend because they hate lions.
4. swim with the wildebeasts. they are bigger prey and they are slower swimmers.
neen
1.How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?

the correct answer is:Open the refridgerator,put in the giraffe,and close the door.This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2.How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?

did you say"open the refridgerator, put in the elephant,close the door?"(wrong answer)
correct answer:open the door take out giraffe put in elephant then close the door.This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3.The lion king is hosting an animal conference.All the animals attend exept one.Which animal does not attend?
correct answer:The elephant.The elephant is in the refridgerator,you put him in there.This tests your memory.


O.K. even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4.There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocadiles.How do you manage it?


correct answer:You swim across.All the crocadiles are attending the animal conference.This tests if you learn from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers.Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.


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Sageghost
Nice one Neenron!
Classic laugh.gif
Loonboy

I didn't get ANY.

I must have the brain of a 3 year old then. tongue.gif
SpaceyKC


I answered the first question with, 'take out the elephant that's
already in there', so I didn't know how to answer the 2nd one. unsure.gif
I have a terrible memory, so of course I had no answer for #3, and
I answered #4 saying that you could use the crocs as stepping stones
(I saw that in a cartoon) biggrin.gif
Thanks neenron, that was fun. laugh.gif
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