By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer
LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.
Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.
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Full Version: Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare
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I think maybe they might have been trying to type " Simean " or " Simple People don't they know how to use a computer ?" only they kept getting distracted . Call me Nieve , call me Simple , Call me a Mokeys Aunt but don't call me anything nasty . I hurt easilly
And what exactly did they expect to happen?? 
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| And what exactly did they expect to happen?? |
well since it was only six monkeys for 1 month, they were probably just shooting for a script to another sequel of "weekend at bernie's"
They should've got the monkeys drunk, then for sure they would have sent drunken emails to thier ex-girlfriends.
How do you expect them to type without attaching painful electrodes first? And they call themselves scientists! 
Did the monkeys type anything? 
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