Loonboy
Mar 4 2005, 03:02 PM
Strange Path Of A Bullet
A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK but the surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She later gave birth to triplets, two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened....you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."
Gabriel
Mar 4 2005, 03:06 PM
HA HA HA Woooooooooooooooooooooo HA HA!
He shot the dog ! HA HA HA.
AliceCoopersGirl
Mar 4 2005, 03:09 PM
crazy_boy
Mar 4 2005, 07:13 PM
lololololol ooh hoo hoo(how i laugh)
Shakezulah
Mar 4 2005, 07:31 PM

hahaha thats pretty funny.
Elfstone810
Mar 5 2005, 12:56 AM
LOL! Oh my gosh!
_hAiLO_
Mar 5 2005, 02:06 AM
aww man....that poor dog

anyway, funny how he did it

..............*cricket*
Corporal Cupcake
Mar 5 2005, 02:16 AM
djdodo
Mar 5 2005, 07:29 AM
lol .. that was so funny .. good one loon boy

btw . welcome back
emmy
Mar 5 2005, 02:15 PM

lol ...Hiya Loonboy!!
Great Big Sea
Mar 5 2005, 05:54 PM
absinthegreen329
Mar 5 2005, 06:05 PM
That's a great one
Kryso
Mar 5 2005, 06:09 PM
Ha ha...
Walken
Mar 5 2005, 07:32 PM
lol, I heard that two weeks ago at work.
Great joke, lol.
AztecInca
Mar 6 2005, 01:22 AM
LMAO! Thats awesome!
Poor dog though!
Loonboy
Mar 7 2005, 12:59 AM
awww thanks dj. 'Tis good to be back.
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