Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. OK, now take a picture from this angle.

This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!

Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

"No No No the Doctor wanted the BROWN stuff"

I actually heard this while getting stitches in a hospital once . .

haha OK I give props to this one this is just funny every1



contact lens.....lost page hahaha!!!!!

My contact lense fell out in biology class. Its nearly the same. Sort of...

LOL! Very funny again, ACG!

I was once abandoned in a treatment room with an uncertain intern who was supposed to draw blood. (I have small veins and anytime the have to take blood it's a nightmare anyway.) Well, this kid pokes at both of my arms, looks miserable, wanders around the hall for five minutes or so looking for someone to help him, then comes back, picks up the needle and says, "Well, I guess I better just take a stab at it."

(FYI, anyone ever says that to you, don't let him!!! I did and he dug the needle in my arm for several minutes before I made him stop and go find a grownup.)

Owww..Thank you for reinforcing my fear of shots! ..Man that must have been terrible..

once i pulled a joint in my shoulder, it really hurt so my mother took me to the hoispital. the doctor was just moving my arm in every direction and asking if it hurt...... despite the fact that i was crying/whimpering from the pain of it all another thing i have heard in a doctor surgery: "this won't hurt a bit"-then starts stitching up a 2cm long cut on my forehead

haha those are awesome acg

"Man I'm so wasted...."

"Cheney! I told you I could branch out my career path! Yee-haw!"

"So whats next Dr Kavorkian?"

Lol, I know how that it, except mine was like 6 cm... Ouch...

Heard the same thing getting stiches in my head... and when I got that shot in my ass.