1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun.

7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.

9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble.

11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

lol, its funny because its funny.

What about you ACG? Do you wish you had an 'Email'?

11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

Not if that happens hun...

I try to leave my email alone and let it do it's own thing, so presently, I'm not blind.

Have I said too much?

Way too much hahah jk

So very very true! LOL!

lol. good one ACG

Also funny acg

lmao! "you can go blind" wow...

Good but I like the thread about not to tell a cop and the one about surgery better. This one is ok....

*adds one*

12) Recieving email can be exciting - but usually it turns out to be junk

13. Its not the size of the email that counts.....

14. It can be equiped with a protective barrier to keep out unwanted transmissions. Not using this barrier can cause your inbox to become full, and lead to future problems.

A man checks his email, and reorders it, on many occassions during a day....