-Rejected Children's Book Titles-

1) You Are Different And That's Bad

2) Dad's New Wife "Greg"

3) Fun Four-Letter Words To Know and Share

4) The Kid's Guide To Hitchiking

5) Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

6) Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

7) All Cats Go To Hell

8) The Little Sissy Who Snitched

9) That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

10) Grandpa Gets A Casket

11) Strangers Have The Best Candy

12) You Were An Accident

13) Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games

14) Where Would You Like to be Buried?

15) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket Be Friends?

16) Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

17) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

18) The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

19) If It Feels Good, Touch It!

20) Making Grown-Up Friends on the Internet

21) You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

22) Mommy Loves The New Baby More

13) Pop! Goes the hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games.
6) Curious George and the High Voltage Fence]

LOL Still laughing over those

lol. If those were ever real books, I think the number of children in therapy would greatly increase, without them ever seeing Bambi.

Do mind if I put #13 on my signature?

Those were funny!

#2, #19, and #12 hahaha

#13 dont give my kids any ideas...

#1 is my favorite.

Some of those are really really funny!!! haha I would have never thought of some of them love the Curious George one.....

And what is wrong with those titles!?!? I mean really....lol!

Haha awesome

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