Pretty self explanatory question.


I am picking



Laura Prepon even tough she looks nothing like me. I dont know any actresses who look like me.

Good question since I only been here on earth less than 20 years...lol

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!

An alive and younger Marlon Brando.

Oh yeah! The Christopher Walken that played me woul;d be that of the deer hunter. He's sixty now. He doesn'#t look it though.

Yeah right, not even the almighty Brad Pitt has the talent or the good looks to pull me off.

I'd play myself.

Christian Bale damnit! or Jake Gyllenhaal maybe...

I'd probably end up with Jason Biggs or someone like that though...

I would say Angelina Jolie because she's freaking hot and i look nothing like her. I'd want everybody to THINK I was hot too.

Bruce Campbell!

I would have to say SEAN Conray. He would be able to make my Ho-Hum life at least a little interesting.

That;s Easy Keanu Reeves

Im so critical of actors today! I have this thing where I can tell if someone is a good actor or not by the way they re-tell stories, that is how bad I am, I can't help it.

I really don't know, some poor clueless idiot, with Hippy Hair.

Ummmm, Shannyn Sosseman could pull me off, especially in my more interesting years.....

I've been told I look like a mix between Alicia Silverstone and Drew Barrymore. Don't quite know if that's a compliment or not!

Of course, I've also been told I have a J-lo bottom, so, if she were to dye her hair blond and toss in some grey contact lenses, then go without sun exposure fo abour ten years...

FOr me: Angelina Jolie....I can make myself look like her, but I don't have as big of boobs as her...Personality wise, I think we are very similar...and plus she is my most favorite actress...people have said I resembled her in the movie GIA...not the cracked out drug addict one...lol

well ideally i'd play myself, as i know myself the best...

but if i had to choose somebody i'd probably choose Viggo Mortensen

I would want J-Lo to play me, for I would be interested to see how my life would have been if I was a sexy woman......

Johnny Depp of course.


Hmm..With out the mustache and beard he could actually pull me off pretty well.

The movie would be called Biography Of A Sextacular Guy Living In An Un-Sextacular Town ..kinda rolls off the tongue doesnt it?

My life-story would have to be animated hahaha

I don't think there's anyone that could pull me off. Although I've been told I look Like John Malkovich...but he's bald, so that excludes him. So, if it HAD to be a movie it would have to be animated, live action just couldn't pull me off.

I would, however, rather have my life story be a book, that way the limitless imagination could try to peice my life together better than a movie could - Live or animated.

Holy Guacomole - HolyDevil - Angelina Jolie is absolutely freakin hot. Nice pic, she's da bom

I'd have Robert James Hoffman III play me, you guys have no idea..

Tom Cruise as Myself

Salma Hayek as my wife

Rosanne as my ex wife (dont ask lol)

Bea Arthur as my Mother

Harrison Ford as my Father

Heather Locklear as my sister

Jay if you realy look like Johnny Depp, the women must be all over you like a rash..

according to my friend, i look just like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

Lol!

Now whenever I see you I'll imagine you axeing a door.

I don't know anyone ugly enough to play me.

ACG, you mean no one can match up to you're beauty, on the inside aswell as the outside..

Well said silent-s
I don't know why perfectly good humans
would put themselves down so.
ACG is like a poster-girl
for posting girls

Anyway, someone told me I looks like
Bruce Willis but I think it's 'cuz we both
have the same male pattern baldness.

LOL, aww bless you Vult..

Hmmmmm..... Jennifer Connoly. I think of all actresses she looks the most like me.

WoW, you must pretty Disinterested...

will smith

Don't know about you, but that guy in the background behind Will Smith and his wife, don't look to happy..

GOOD choice. She does look, probably the closest to you.


I can't think for the life of me who would play me. Hrmmmm. Any ideas Dis?

I guess it would be Chris Pontus, as many a member has pointed out i look like, or Christian Slater, which is also a pretty close match.

They dont have to look like you do they....that makes mine Tom Green

Hmmm... Either Drew Barrymore, Meg Rynn, Or furuzia Balk would play the role of me in a movie about my life. Thats me in my pic.. who do u think looks the most like me? lol I guess it doesn't matter. Blessings, Jo

well bodyguards arent paid to look happy.

You do look kinda like Drew Barrymore!

I've decided the story of my life would be animated.
Starring this guy in my sig, Ash.
Voiced by.. umm.. Jason Statham. (The Transporter, Ghosts of Mars, The One, Lock Stock, Snatch).

Yeah, I change my mind. Sally, from the Nightmare Before Christmas can be me.

Do you come to pieces alot, Star?

Not literally. Sally is just so rad.


I most recently 'fell apart' on the PETA website.

Not that you asked but my PETA philosophy is this:

I don't buy meat, eat meat or support the industry,
so I don't got's to look at them pictures either.
Nobody should (unless you're a die-hard carnivore,
then you owe it to yourself).

I think their shock tactics are very good, but why did they not intervene when filming and rescue them?

Look at the video for the Drop Dead fur protest, it is so well done, really gets the message across. I looked at the JLo video to tell people about it, I knew I would be sad, but I didn't know I would stop breathing. Then my mum said not to look at them any more, I don't think I will. It's not me that they need to shock.

Back on topic, Sally Ragdoll is so cool, and she poisons evil mad scientists.

Oh, definitely Kiefer Sutherland

Too obvious JB

Who I'd really want to play me (not look like)
would have to be Steve Buscemi (can't speel tonite)
if he would have collected rocks instead of music in
Ghost World, he would have been me.hehe

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Id Have to say Julia Roberts or Tawny Kitaen when she was younger..

Julia Roberts is talented.

I really like her..I think Pretty Woman was her best movie..