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A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.

Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters.

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Halo_Jones
ohmy.gif Uhhggg!! Why is it when men commit suicide they do it in the most grossist, horrible, and painfull way possible. huh.gif It's like they try to prove how Macho they are! And most of the ones you here about involve beheading in some awfull form.
Kira
ohmy.gif blink.gif unsure.gif Halo on this I totally agree with you
Loonboy


I know that shopping is stressful, but losing your head in Sainsburys.....


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Saru
Perhaps the 3 for 2 offer on Jaffa Cakes had expired.

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Bizarro
um Halo, i believe the answer to your question would be because his suicide will make news around the world biggrin.gif
Homer
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TheOracle
"If you can keep your Head, while everyone around you is losing theirs, you'll be the tallest person in the Room !"
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schadeaux
Is the meat dept in that store anywhere near the dairy dept?
dust19
I'll bet nobody asked for a HEAD of lettuce that day...hohohohohahaha
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hmmmm yeah, i also wish i kept that joke to myself wacko.gif
neen
lol@ Oracle laugh.gif


dust19 that is a really creepy avatar scared.gif scared.gif scared.gif
dust19
neenron: thanks, that's what I was going for when I drew it smile.gif
Althalus
Thats horrible (not the avatar)
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