So this guy walks to a pet shop, and he wants to buy a pet, as he looks around, he decides to buy a parrot.

He brings it home, puts it in a cage, and the parrot starts screaming obscenities at him. He yells back at the bird, and tells it if it ever does that again, he'll be mad. So, a few minutes later, the bird resumes his usual screeching. Then, the furious man shakes on the cage and tells thebird next time that it happens, he's going to make a REAL punishment.

So, once again the parrot screeches whatever words you would like to imagine. So, he picks up the bird, and sticks it in the freezer. Ten minutes later, he takes it out and asks it if it's going to behave. The bird says, while shuddering "Yes.. I just want to know... what did the chicken do?"

lol OMG!