Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

"Hey... have you two guys seen my goat out here?"

"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."

oh no! poor goat!

LOL

light :chuckle:

And I thought where I used to live was a hole....

Animal cruelty isn't funny... But it didn't say the goat died, so it's funny.

Maybe the goat came out in china.............lol!

I thought this was the joke section not about animal cruelty...

There were no animals harmed in the making or telling of this JOKE

Just another joke ACG, don't worry, wasn't dissing your joke.

Like AztecInca said, it probably came out in China. Or, wait, it depends on where this takes place. China isn't directly across from everywhere...

but isnt it law that if you dig deep enough you will eventually end up in china???


or did some one lie

You're close Tigger... its if you keep digging you may end up in china, but you still won't find and weapons of mass destruction

But I want to dig all the way to Australia...seeing as its the land down under and as I've heard its a great place to visit and lots of cool people to visit(including Subby...then I can sneek him back in my suitcase and send him up to Scotland... )

Why *cough* Would *cough* I *cough* Want *cough* to *cough* go *cough* there *cough*

Someone dig her a hole already

Because you've always wanted to go Nessie hunting...or thats what you told me...or is there another reason sweetie?

Thats a good enough reason for me....lol