# You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1998
# You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
# You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
# You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
# People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
# No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
# You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
# The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

LOL, i like them ACG, realy funny..