Here's a link to the story LINKIE

and here's a list of the top 10 for those who have slow conections.


at No10 : On several brands of christmas lights..
For Indoor or Outdoor use only.

9 : On Boot's children cough medicine ..
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine..

8 : On a bar of soap ...
Directions " Use like regular soap "

7 : On a range of frozen dinners ...
Serving Sugestions " Defrost "...

6 : On a Sainsbury's Salmon loin
" Warning contains fish "

5 : On a paket of peanuts...
" Warning : contains peanuts "

4 : On Marks a Spencer Bread pudding ...
product will be hot after heating ...

3 : On an American airlines packet of peanuts...
Instructions : " open packet , eat peanuts "

2 : On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert ...
" Do not turn upside down " ( printed on the bottom of the box....)

and No 1 : on Nytol sleep aid ....
" May cause drowsiness " * well you'd hope so wouldn't you*

My fathers car actually has a sticker on the engine bay that says..."Turn off engine before removing fan belt".

Unfortunately though, these warnings have to be there because nobody these days seems to be willing to take responsibility for their own STUPID actions. And the legal system seems obliged to give them big fat pay-outs for being idiots.

Very true, TO. I recall a few years back some nit spilled fresh coffee on her hand at McD's. Scalded her poor 'ittle paw, she did. Sued ol' Ronald right out of his funky red wig, and Mr. Hamburgler dern near went directly to jail without passing gas or collecting his $200. And that, kiddies, is why we now have warning lables on all our hot drinks from the drive through.

Soon some shmuck will get frostbite on his digits (or other areas) from holding his ice cold soft drink too long, then we will have warning lables on those products, too. A few hints here: 1. Cup holders let you keep both hands on the wheel. 2. Crotches are not cup holders.

I wonder when we will see "Warning: Living Causes Death!" on all the maternity ward rooms.

Those were funny Kismit. Stupid lawyers, they did this to us

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Crotches are not cup holders.

They're not? Well that just takes all the fun out of the drive-thru experience...

i'd like to see a peanut that does not contain actual peanuts.

or children that are allowed to drive cars.

Those were funny!!!!

But if you read the whole article you find out the Mickie D's lawsuit started a new revolution of stupid warnings for stupid people.....

"Most take-away coffee cups now bear a cautionary sign saying: "Hot coffee can be dangerous." Some brands of irons also warn buyers, "Never iron clothes on the body", while a child-sized superman costume was sold with the tag: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.""


Great i guess that superman outfit is useless now

nah, just remember to attach the hook to the back of it.

The sad thing is, for all of these warnings, you know people had to have done them (Example: On a tube of toothpaste, the label would say-not for use in eyes *which I am really glad I read, I was ready to give my eyes a quick sweep after I brushed my teeth * )