CHEMICAL NAME:--- Woman COMMON NAMES:--- Bird/Chick/Sheila
DISCOVERER:-- Adam ATOMIC MASS:-Accepted as 118lbs. But has been known to vary from 100 to 550 lbs.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
2: Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind.
COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental especially in a sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in its natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Very good Alba

Very funny

This one is nice!

QUOTE (albaqwerty @ May 13 2003, 01:38 PM)

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

pant, pant, drool

Poor MM, there he goes again!

Very funny post Alba!

ooh

Hazards: 1: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2: Illegal to posess more than one sample


ran out of space you see!

had to think of MM and his blood pressure

lol Alba, great stuff.

I KNEW I shoulda payed more attention in biology class. Or is that chemestry?

Good one, alba!

Insitefull Alba