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Althalus
My tire was thumping....
thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry



You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends....
here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends



Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don’t fret about it ....
She moved in with me



You totaled your car...
and can’t remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?

albaqwerty
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neen
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Homer
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Kismit
That first one may one day become usefull . I must right it down . unsure.gif


Very funny Al. smile.gif
djdodo
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Ha ha ha very funny AL ... He he he
But why didn't you add it with my poems ... I think that it is a Kind of A Funny Poem smile.gif
Lillian416
I like those, very funny! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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