My tire was thumping....
thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends....
here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends
Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don’t fret about it ....
She moved in with me
You totaled your car...
and can’t remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?