1. Do not walk behind me, for i may not lead.Do not walk in front of me, for i may not follow.Do not walk beside me, for the path is narrow.In fact just sod of and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

3. The darkest hour is just before dawn, so if your going to steal your neighbours milk, thats the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable.If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember your unique, just like everybody else.

8. Never test the depth of water with both feet.

9. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way when you criticise them, your a mile away and have their shoes.

10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit on a boat and drink beer all day.

12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

13. Don't worry it only seems kinky the first time.

14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

15. Duct tape is like the force, It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

18. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and alot of that comes from bad judgement.

19. If you think nobody cares if your alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

20. We are born naked,wet and hungry and get slapped on our arse,and then things get worse!!

Good Facts ((neenron))

But I did not get this one???

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Very Good neenron

I can see quite a few of the members picking out a rellevent one.

good ones neenron

*lol* @ #6 & 16.

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13. Don't worry it only seems kinky the first time. 20. We are born naked,wet and hungry and get slapped on our arse,and then things get worse!!

How true those are... lol.

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17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

So true...it reminds me of a chinese proverb, which says that experience is a lantern in the back, that lights only the way walked...

i agree wth you LB !!

i AM a minx

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16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Great post Neen! Especially above... pure gold!

QUOTE (neenron @ May 16 2003, 04:40 AM)

6. No one is listening until you fart.

There very funny Neen. Ihave to admit I like that one Shadauex picked out Oh and 13 not that I would know cause I'm a good girl.

QUOTE (neenron @ May 16 2003, 11:40 AM)

9. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way when you criticise them, your a mile away and have their shoes.

Have to keep that one in mind...

I love these.