1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. You want to see if it's like the dream.
3. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your blouse.
6. You can say, "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet
advertisement in my pants pocket" and mean it!
7. You give "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. It's an inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.
9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

.. and (drum roll), the number one reason to go to work naked:


Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your butt in here by 8am!"



My favorite has to be No.3 I may need this one day

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1. No one ever steals your chair.

eew

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8. It's an inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.

oh yeah?


I like these ones the best.

Kismit, I like number7.

3. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your blouse.

7. You give "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

No. 11

Getting a raise is a lot more likely...

They were all good Kismit

QUOTE (Kismit @ May 17 2003, 04:20 PM)

2. You want to see if it's like the dream. 3. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your blouse.

He he he Funny

All great, but 1, 5, and 8 are my faves.

My FAvs:

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5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You can say, "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet advertisement in my pants pocket" and mean it!

lol @ Sageghost .. I like it