im not a massive movie buff myself but they are few sayings in movies that are jus cool , made me chuckle , and some down right weird ones for those who have watched 2 fats 2 furious more than once, they are too many culd mention but one good one woz 'Two new cars!! Lets call my momma!! so whats ure favourite sayins? posts ure thoughts here

'It can't rain all the time'

Eric Draven, The Crow.

Caught "freddy got fingered" late night a few weeks back.

Now i can't get the "Daddy do you want some sausage" song out of my head!!

But favorite ? Pitch Black ,
Riddick " Did not know who it was F8cking with"

Zed's dead baby

"Did I fire 5 shots or 6? To tell the truth in all of this confusion I lost count myself. But being this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself 1 question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you punk?" Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

Snootchy Boochies

I love the whole conversation in This is Spinal Tap with the explanation of the '11' amplifier. I still laugh thinking about it!

keep them cumming people

Where IS that from.

I'm feeling the frustration of not being a movie buff. I hear that line everywhere.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.




Pulp Fiction!!

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Pulp Fiction is the ultimate quoatable movie. It would probably make the language filters melt.

haha. Taken right out of the script.

*fade to black*

Picard:Why am I here?

Shinzon: I was lonely.

From: STAR TREK: NEMESIS

---That kills me every time

Pulp Fiction

---Kick Ass Movie!

May The Force Be With You.

The STAR WARS saga

---One of the most well known mottifs in the past 30 years.

Yoda:Do or do not. There is no try.

STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

---People still tell me I am wrong for beleving that we can not try.

I'm sure there are more but I'm in a bit of a hurry.

John Shooter: You Stole My Story... Well?
Mort Rainey(Jonny Depp):I'm sorry... Do I... I don't believe I know you.
John Shooter: I know that. That doesn't matter, I know you mister Rainey, and that's what matters, You Stole My Story.


Secret Window Based on Stephen King story(obsession)

Damn. I've seen Pulp Fiction, too.

Then again, I was around 12 when I did see it....

Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."
-- Seth, From Dusk Till Dawn

"Everybody be cool... You - Be cool."
-- Seth, From Dusk Till Dawn

Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
-- From Dusk Till Dawn

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are.
-- From Dusk Till Dawn

"When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****"
-- Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"1.21 Giggawatts!!!"
-- Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf***er!"
- John McClane, Die Hard

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum"
-- Nada, They Live

"Life's a b**** and she's back in heat"
-- Nada, They Live

"Don't forget your penis cream"
- Jims Dad, American Pie 2

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-- Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"
"Victims; aren't we all"
"It can't rain all the time"
"He was already dead. He died one year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."
-- Eric Draven, The Crow

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
-- The Joker, Batman (89')

Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
-- Pirates of the Carribean

Captain Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Captain Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate... I´m Captain Jack Sparrow.
-- Pirates of the Carribean

From: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Gold Hat: Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

From: The Day the Earth Stood Still
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't.

and of course -

Helen: Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

Mr. Furious, Mystery Men:

"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"You must've torn out the 'Q' section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'."

"Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone"

Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.


Derek Zoolander, Zoolander:

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be atleast... 3 times... that size!

Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls.

Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfulling looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on the horse!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.

"You couldn't handle the truth" Jack Nicolson in A Few Good Men
"You make more noise than a busted chainsaw" Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours
"You had better keep that hammer down son, those bears are about to crawl all over you like maple syrup" Jerry Reed to Burt Renolds in Smoky and the Bandit
"Where's my truck?" Helen Hunt in Twister

Vincent:And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Pulp Fiction - My FAVORITE movie of all time...


also:

- Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

South Park Movie

- Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancapation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

South Park Movie

The South Park movie has some of the greatest movie quotes of all time, but they are all way too inappropriate to post here...

There's one set for stun!

Hold on to your lugnuts it's time for an overhaul!!!-The Mask

Are you saying that I can dodge bullets?-The Matrix

Mr.Anderson-The Matrix Reloaded

This Ends Tonight-The Matrix Revolutions

"Say Hello To my Little Friend" - Scarface[SIZE=14] Awesome movie

Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
~ "Silence of the Lambs"

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator.
Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!
Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
~ "The Godfather"

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
~ Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in "The Godfather"

Henry Hill: [narrating] You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys. {GoodFellas}

Henry Hill: [narrating] Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin. {GoodFellas}

"Say hello to my little friend!"(Al Pacino)-{ScarFace}-

"Good. Bad. Im the guy with the gun" -Ash from Army of Darkness

"THATS A LOT OF NUTS!"- merchant from Kung Pow

"Lets go carve ourselves a witch"- Ash from Evil Dead II

"We're going streaking!"-Frank from Old School

"Im addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly"-Robert aka Roberta from Sorority Boys

"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."- the MacManus Family prayer from The Boondock Saints

Yea very smart ppl saw the quote i put already so do u need to put it again! And South park is so awesome!

"jag kommer aldrig bli rädd för dig" a guy named Erik in Ondskan
ill never be scared of you translated to english. It's a great swedish film

Your move creep.

La Femme Nikita- Mister, is this heaven here or not?

Léon (aka The Professional)

Mathilda: Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Léon: Cleaner.
Mathilda: You mean you're a hit man?
Léon: Yeah.
Mathilda: Cool.

"I don't know wht' ya looking for but it's a little to the left." Richard Pryor , See no Evil Hear no evil.

Life moves pretty fast.
If you don't stop and look around once in a while,u could miss it.

"hey even the Mona Lisa falls apart.'' from fight club. I use that quote quite often.

"They wanna play it soft I play soft, they wanna play it hard I play it hard, So let's play it hard..." Bruce Willis, Fifth Element.

"That's My bike Punk!" Deeboe, Friday.

Well, it is part of a song...if that counts...

You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!

Ah Labyrinth, awesome movie!

They're coming to get you, Barbara.... - Johnny: Night Of The Living Dead

You're right, no human being would stack books like this... Venkman: Ghostbusters

Im a god damn force of nature... Ginger Fitzgerald: Ginger Snaps

Hoagy

Every quote from the movie "True Romance".

Don Vincenzo: See this? [Holding a clenched fist, then striking Clifford.] A punch, a slam to the nose. Smarts, doesn't it? You get that pain shootin' through your head, your eyes fill up with water. I know it ain't any kind of fun, but for what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it's never gonna get that good again. So, please, Mr. Worly, tell me where your son is.


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Clifford Worley: Who are you?
Vincenzo Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti.

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Virgil: Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a sh** if you're f*ckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that f*ckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the b**** of the bunch. First one is tough, no f*ckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no f*ckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... sh**... now I do it just to watch their f*ckin' expression change.

I'd like to quote the entire script from fear and loathing in las vegas

"Baby don't hit me with those negative waves" ........... (Odd Ball) Donald Sutherland - Kelly's Heroes

"Tigers where the hell did the tigers come from???" .........( Big Joe) Telly Savalas-Kelly's Heroes

" I HOPE I GIVE YOU THE F#CKING Sh#t's " ..................(Spoon) from Dog Soldiers

All from: The Dead Poets Society
(very good movie)

Keating: Now we all have a great need for acceptance, but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own, even though others may think them odd or unpopular. Even though the heard may go " That's bad." Robert Frost said, " Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I, I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference." I want you to find your own walk right now, your own way of striding, pacing: any direction, anything you want. Whether it's proud or silly. Anything. Gentlemen, the courtyard is yours. You don't have to perform. Just make it for yourself. Mr. Dalton, will you be joining us?

Charles: Exercising the right not to walk.

Keating: Thank you, Mr. Dalton. You just illustrated the point. Swim against the stream.

Todd one of the boys, has just gotten a desk set for his birthday, for the 2nd year in a row

Neil: Todd, I think you're underestimating the value of this desk set. I mean who would want a football or a baseball?

Todd: Or a car?

Neil: Or a car, if they could have a desk set as wonderful or this one? If I were ever going to buy a desk set, twice, I would probably buy this one, both times. In fact, it's shape is rather aerodynamic, isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly. Todd, the world first unmanned flying desk set.

Charles, Known as Charlie, is a very, uh... sassy boy. An article was published in the school paper anonymously, saying they should have girls at their boarding school. The Dean, Mr. Nolan, asked who wrote it. Charlie, makes a phone ring, thus saying this.

Charles: Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, hold on. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.

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Keating: Mr. Dalton. That was a pretty lame stunt you pulled today.

Charles: You're siding with Mr. Nolan? What about carpe diem and "Sucking all the marrow?"

Keating: "Sucking all the marrow out of life" doesn't mean choking on the bone. There's a time for daring and there is a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Charles: But I thought you'd like that.

Keating: No. You being expelled from school is not daring to me, it's stupid. Because you'll miss some golden opportunities.

Charles: Like what?

Keating: Like, if nothing else, the opportunity to attend my classes. Got it ace?

Charles: Aye, aye captain.

Keating: Keep your head about you. That goes for the lot of you.

Charles: Yes captain.

Keating: A phone call from God. If it'd been collected, that would have been daring

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Neil: I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life ... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

From Zoolander:


Derek: Just because we are very very good-looking, and have stunning features, doesn't mean we can't die in a gasoline fight.







From South Park:

Mr. Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard.

"Where have you been all of your lives? At an orgy. Listening to Mick Jagger music and bad mouthing your country I'll bet." Louis Gosset in Officer and a Gentleman.

Ooh, I don't know if this was from the movie or not. But from South Park:

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

scene three, from monty python and the holy grail... enjoy!

ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR: I-- what?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I am King!
DENNIS: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR: Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one lives there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?


ok, that was a bit long... and it wasn't so much a saying as it was a conversation, but still... it's funny.

That is an awesome movie JF, I like the bunny scene, nothing beats the bunny scene.

mine is "you talk a lot of sh** for not saying anything" from save the last dance

"Say hello to my lil friend!"if you odn't know where thats from thats too bad, meh iom not mean

scarface