I used to read my horoscopes in the daily paper until i saw this scene from a monty python movie
MANDY: What star sign is he?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.
MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.
WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.
MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' [sniff]
Since then i haven't bothered
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Daily horoscopes aren't personal based, therefore, most of the time, they ARE crap. Astrology is more in-depth than you Sun Sign and 'horoscopes' shjould be based on all 10 planets + Asc in your chart not just the Sun (aka starsign). If you wanta REAL reading go to www.astro.com create an account and then go to Dail Horoscope' et al.
And Jesus wasn't a Capricorn, He was an Aries, most likely also with something in Pisces, as most Aries are.
And Jesus wasn't a Capricorn, He was an Aries, most likely also with something in Pisces, as most Aries are.
How was Jesus an aries.
wasn't he supposedly born on the 25th december.
Capricorn runs from december 22nd to january 20th
what horoscope are you using ashley
aries is march 21 to april 20th
wasn't he supposedly born on the 25th december.
Capricorn runs from december 22nd to january 20th
what horoscope are you using ashley
aries is march 21 to april 20th
QUOTE(marduk @ Mar 21 2005, 10:23 PM)
I used to read my horoscopes in the daily paper until i saw this scene from a monty python movie
MANDY: What star sign is he?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.
MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.
WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.
MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' [sniff]
Since then i haven't bothered
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MANDY: What star sign is he?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.
MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.
WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.
MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' [sniff]
Since then i haven't bothered
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That's from Monty Python's the Life of Brian!!!!
Yay! Great movie! w00t!
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